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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found: 1421 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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