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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Dragons Tamed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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