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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 76 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
Herobrine Sightings: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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