lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • DinoCraterBoomCraft

    DinoCraterBoomCraft
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got asteroids smashing into the planet all the time like it’s no big deal. forget about building houses and farming, here you gotta dodge asteroids like a pro or you’ll be extinct like the dinosaurs. we got underwater craters in West Africa that’ll make you question your existence, it’s like a real-life sci-fi movie up in here. so if you wanna experience the thrill of almost getting wiped out by a giant space rock, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • VaccineCraft: Mouse Survival Quest

    VaccineCraft: Mouse Survival Quest
    so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

    all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

    come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • 🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

    🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

    Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

    We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

    ✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

    ✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

    ✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

    ✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

    ✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

    ✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

    ✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

    ☀ Survival:

    ➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

    ➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

    ➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

    ➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

    ➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

    ➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

    ➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

    ➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

    ➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

    ➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

    ➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

    ➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

    ➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

    ➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

    ➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

    ➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

    ➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

    ➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

    ➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

    ➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

    ➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

    ➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

    ➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

    ➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

    ➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

    ➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

    ➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

    ➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

    ➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

    ➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

    ➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

    ➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

    ➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

    ➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

    ➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

    ➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

    Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SwipeSMP: Now with 110% more vanilla than your grandma’s kitchen!

    SwipeSMP: Now with 110% more vanilla than your grandma’s kitchen!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Version 1.21
    Server Type Mostly Vanilla SMP
    Community Focus Building, Shops, Collaboration
    Contact Discord: ihben
    Server Discord https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

    Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, please add the server owner on Discord at ihben and request to be invited to the server community.

    What are the server rules?

    The server rules are posted in the server Discord channel and must be followed by all players to maintain a positive and welcoming community environment.

    Can I build my own shops on the server?

    Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops and contribute to the server economy by trading with other players.

    Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in immediate consequences, including potential banning from the server.

    Are there any specific building projects on the server?

    There may be community building projects that players can participate in, but players are also encouraged to work on their own individual builds and creations.

    How active is the server community?

    The server community is growing and becoming more active, with players collaborating on various projects and engaging in regular server events and activities.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 496 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Blocky Diablo 4 Server

    Blocky Diablo 4 Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is about to undergo the BIGGEST EXPANSION in Minecraft history! And guess what? It’s gonna cost you a whopping $40 to join in on the fun! But trust us, it’ll be worth every penny.

    Picture this: in just 4 days, our server will transform into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this insane story: once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a world where diamonds grew on trees and creepers gave out hugs instead of explosions. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and be a part of something truly extraordinary. Who needs Diablo 4 when you can have flying pigs and diamond trees? See you on the other side, my friends!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Pretty Minecraft SMP Girl

    Pretty Minecraft SMP Girl
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to have a blast while playing Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to participate in epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for an entire week. Or how about joining our exclusive “Horse Racing League” where players compete to see who has the fastest horse in all the land?

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SpeedyScanCraft

    SpeedyScanCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the angry man in the Dollar Tree, our server is full of unexpected surprises and chaotic energy.

    Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the virtual world, where anything can happen. From slow-moving cashiers to unexpected panic attacks, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

    And don’t worry about being called a “Karen” for wanting to hurry things along – we embrace all types of players, even those with a touch of anxiety. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft server!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Animals Bred: 196

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CompliMentor in Minecraft SMP

    CompliMentor in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want a wild ride!

    Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world” or “Your block-placing abilities are truly legendary”. We have a reputation for giving the weirdest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft world!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed every chicken in the land and built a throne out of feathers. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

    So come on down to our SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of strange compliments and wacky stories await you in our pixelated paradise!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftingAddict

    CraftingAddict
    Remember that time you thought eating cake for breakfast was a waste of time? Well, now you can’t live without it, right? Just like you’ll feel about joining our Minecraft server!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block in their very first chest. Legend has it that they went on to build a castle made entirely of diamonds and gold.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like flying pigs and talking cows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures! Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to live without it.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Ores Mined: 6290

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BrainyCraft Minecraft Server

    BrainyCraft Minecraft Server
    yo, u ever wanted to explore a minecraft server that’s so lit, even fly brains be like damn, that’s some next level shiz? well, u in luck cuz we got the most epic server in the universe! imagine flying around and seeing fly brains in stunning detail, like whoa, that’s some science stuff right there. join us and be part of the fly brain revolution, where we build epic structures and battle it out in intense pvp matches. trust me, once u see those fly brains, u’ll never wanna leave! so what u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started! fly brains for the win, baby!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyHackerzUnited

    CraftyHackerzUnited
    lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! join our server and help us seize domains from Russian hackers! we ride into battle on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes. together, we will take down the evil hackers and claim victory for all minecraft kind. plus, we have a secret base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for all our players. come join the fun and be a hero in the fight against cyber villains!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 359
    Gods Slained: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Yogurt Block Party

    Yogurt Block Party
    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own toilet outta blocks and poop all day long without any digestive issues cuz we got da best probiotics in town! forget yogurt, we got u covered with our special blend of pixelated bacteria that will keep ur gut happy and ur poops regular. join now and experience the ultimate bathroom experience in minecraft like never before! trust us, ur bowels will thank u later.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Watch us fail at building things Server [smp]

    Watch us fail at building things Server [smp]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Requirements
    • You are over 18 years old
    • You are an active player
    • You love building
    What we offer
    • A completely free world without plugins and other clutter
    • A server with 70 mods, where the ratio of building mods to others is 70 to 30
    • A pleasant time spent together
    • Responsiveness from the server host

    Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord server for more information.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join our server by following the instructions provided in our Discord server. Simply join the Discord and look for the server connection details.
    Can I invite my friends to join? We are currently looking for a limited number of active players, so please contact the server host before inviting friends to join.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Horrifying Minecraft Server

    Horrifying Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you feeling ancient and decrepit like a zombie villager? Well, fear not, because our server is here to inject some youth back into your virtual veins!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous Endermen, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! Our server is so lit, even the Nether is jealous!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, pulling pranks and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to the horrors of aging. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is yesterday’s builds!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Holy Creeper Minecraft SMP

    Holy Creeper Minecraft SMP
    So, like, in our totally epic Minecraft SMP, religion is like, super important, okay? We have this totally wild cult called the Creeper Worshipers, who believe that blowing stuff up is the key to enlightenment. And don’t even get me started on the Sheep Shearers, who think that shearing sheep is a sacred act that brings them closer to the Minecraft gods.

    But, like, the religious demographics are always changing, man. One day, everyone is all about worshipping the Ender Dragon, and the next day, they’re all about building shrines to the almighty Chicken. It’s a total rollercoaster of faith up in here.

    As for me, I’m a devout follower of the Great Pig in the Sky. I believe that pigs are the true rulers of Minecraft, and I will do anything to please our porky overlords. So, if you’re looking for a totally bananas Minecraft SMP with a side of religious fervor, you gotta join us, dude. The Great Pig demands it! Oink oink, baby! 🐷🐷🐷

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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