lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /mep/ – Queen Paviolia

    Minecraft SMP: /mep/ – Queen Paviolia
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with original songs like “Yummy Yum Yummy” and “Sip Some Tea” – we even have a song called “Illusion Night” that will make you question reality itself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the one and only Pavolia Reine, a hololiveID 2nd gen member who will serenade you with covers of songs like “Fatale” and “Salamander.” Rumor has it that Reine once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a ukulele and a smile – now that’s talent!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to jam out with Reine and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground karaoke bar where creepers sing backup vocals. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • HubbyGoneFitButIMissHisBod

    HubbyGoneFitButIMissHisBod
    Are you tired of your spouse becoming a gym-obsessed monster right before your eyes? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the gym transformation craze!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and watch as your character transforms into a buff, muscular powerhouse without ever setting foot in a real gym. Say goodbye to excessive workout videos and hello to endless fun in the world of Minecraft!

    Plus, with our special potion recipes, you can cook up some delicious virtual meals for your character to enjoy, all without the pressure of losing weight or becoming a gym rat. Join now and reclaim your sanity from the grips of the gym transformation madness!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • VacayCraft SMP

    VacayCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vacations to the beach or the mountains? Well, have we got the perfect getaway for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

    Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is filled with crazy characters and hilarious shenanigans around every corner. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Go for it! Feel like challenging a group of skeletons to a dance-off? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

    So forget about boring vacations and join our Minecraft SMP for the trip of a lifetime. Who needs sandy beaches when you can have exploding sheep and talking villagers? See you in the wacky world of our server!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming life! Join us and fall in love with our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. Rumor has it that he once taught Steve how to do the Macarena.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly baked cookies made by villagers with questionable baking skills.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd

    AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon that farts rainbows. we got so many cool mods like a talking chicken that tells jokes and a dancing creeper that drops disco balls instead of exploding.

    join us and you can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a magical unicorn as a prize. we even have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a group of ninja turtles.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition

    NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition
    hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

    on our server, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. yep, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!

    not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone who can catch it. but be careful, this chicken is no ordinary chicken, it’s got a mean kick!

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? that’s right, get ready to dance your blocky butt off with all your fellow players.

    so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!

    The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!
    The Dominion Minecraft Server

    Welcome to The Dominion Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    IP play.thedominion.us
    Alternate IP thedominion.us

    🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion

    🔮DUNGEONS:

    🌍 WORLDS:

    🛠️CUSTOMIZATION:

    👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN:

    🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION:

    Are you a Dungeoneer?

    Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

    Links:

    Discord

    Map

    Rules:

    • Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
    • Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
    • Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
    • Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules. Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
    • New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
    • Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
    • Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
    • If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
    • Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Lonely at Work Minecraft Server

    Lonely at Work Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of talking to boring old AI chatbots? Do you crave some virtual companionship that will make you LOL? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Our AI chatbots are programmed to crack jokes, tell funny stories, and even engage in epic roleplaying adventures with you. Join us and never feel lonely again – unless you count all the zombies and creepers trying to take you down in the game! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP

    Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Silent Hill 2 – never good! But don’t worry, we’ve polished that sh*t into a real gem, just like Bloober did!

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of running through haunted forests, dodging creepy monsters, and solving mind-bending puzzles. Who needs Silent Hill 2 when you can have our server instead?

    But beware, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a jump scare or two. Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 New Chunks Explored: 591360
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • XmasGiftDramaCraft

    XmasGiftDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family vacation to Disney World.

    Imagine logging in and being greeted by a magical world where toddlers rule the land and grandparents are pulling all the strings. Will you brave the 18-hour drive with a toddler in tow, or will you take the plunge and splurge on outrageously priced airfare just to join in on the fun? The choice is yours!

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through family drama, unexpected surprises, and maybe even a few meltdowns along the way. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the chaos, or will you be left wondering why you ever logged on in the first place?

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics at play. Who needs Disneyland when you have this level of excitement waiting for you?

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Magic Items Found: 8657 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CareerCraft SMP: Grind, Craft, Succeed!

    CareerCraft SMP: Grind, Craft, Succeed!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the aspiring young men out there!

    Join us for a chance to become the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur! Build your empire from the ground up, starting with a humble dirt hut and working your way up to a diamond palace. Need career-building advice? Look no further than our resident Minecraft guru, Steve, who went from mining coal to owning his own Ender Dragon farm in just one week!

    But that’s not all – we also offer exclusive opportunities for young men to showcase their creativity and leadership skills. Want to become the mayor of a bustling village? Or maybe you’d prefer to lead a team of fearless adventurers on a quest to defeat the Wither? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky SMP!

    So why wait? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BlockyTurnOffs

    BlockyTurnOffs
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie that tells dad jokes. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a hot dog costume? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server

    GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, this high school in Russia is making grenade parts, bro! Like, imagine all the crazy explosions and chaos you can cause on this server! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

    Join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft experience ever! Who needs diamonds when you can have grenades, amirite? Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together! Join now before the authorities shut us down, lol!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • MineCraftCancerRiskLOL

    MineCraftCancerRiskLOL
    join dis server if u wanna avoid cancer cuz apparently working too much gives u dat shiz. so come play minecraft all day instead and live forever. also, rumor has it dat dis server is run by a secret society of llamas who control the fate of the universe. join now to uncover da truth and maybe even become a llama yourself. just sayin’.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!

    Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name play.server26.net
    Map https://map.server26.net/
    Discord https://server26.net/discord

    Server Features

    • No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
    • No (Mojang) chat reports
    • No McMMO or donation perks
    • World will never reset
    • Land claiming available
    • Player trading via signs
    • Community-built spawn area
    • No adminshops
    • Public farms available

    Community

    Laid back rules, a close-knit community, occasional events, and helpful staff and players make for a welcoming atmosphere on the server.

    Gameplay

    Vanilla server experience with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and player-driven economy using diamonds as currency.

    Specs & Plugins

    Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD, running on Paper with various plugins for land claiming, chest shops, night skipping, and quality of life tweaks.


    FAQ

    Q: Can I join if I’m under 18?

    A: No, the server is strictly 18+. Please be 18 or older to join.

    Q: Are there any donation perks or pay-to-win features?

    A: No, there are no donation perks or pay-to-win features on the server.

    Q: Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?

    A: No, those commands are disabled on the server to maintain a vanilla experience.

    Q: Will the world ever reset?

    A: No, the world will never reset, allowing for long-term projects and megabases.

    Q: How do I claim land on the server?

    A: You can use GriefPrevention plugin to protect areas with a golden shovel and manage permissions for other players.

    Q: What currency is used on the server?

    A: Diamonds are the default currency used by players on the server.

    Q: Are there public farms available for use?

    A: Yes, there are lots of public farms available for players to use on the server.

    Q: How can I get more claimblocks for land claiming?

    A: You will earn more claimblocks as you play on the server.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Magic Items Found: 6663 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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