lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Zombie Dances: 0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Alathra: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones with a sprinkle of vanilla, a dash of roleplay, and a side of world-building.

    Alathra: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones with a sprinkle of vanilla, a dash of roleplay, and a side of world-building.

    Alathra: New Frontiers

    A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

    IP: play.alathramc.com

    Discord: https://discord.gg/zhDwpftY

    Website: https://alathra.com/

    Key Features:

    Custom Fishing Our latest update, Alathra: Better With Bait! With mini games now making fishing more interesting, every cast is different, plus brand new baits and a large variety of new fish for you to catch.
    Towny Create towns and cities with your friends or join an existing one. With Towny you can claim areas to build safely and store your items. Start a large nation with sprawling cities or create a small farming village. The sky is the limit!
    Lore, RP & Worldbuilding One of the key gameplay aspects of Alathra is its lore, roleplay (RP) and geopolitics. The community is constantly creating captivating lore and RP including player-run organizations, events, and religions, as well as conflicts and wars. In Alathra you can create your own unique story.
    Custom World The map of Alathra is completely custom, designed from scratch to encourage exploration trade and geopolitics. It consists of continents, oceans, and four temperature zones with various biomes and landmarks.
    Custom Plugins Alathra has its own dedicated team of developers that consistently develop new plugins and features, making the server unique with features like lockpicking, custom war system, character cards, medieval weapons, and more.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join Alathra? To join Alathra, simply enter the IP “play.alathramc.com” in your Minecraft client and start exploring!
    Can I create my own town or city? Yes, you can create your own town or city with Towny. Claim areas, build safely, and invite your friends to join your settlement.
    Is there a roleplay aspect to the server? Yes, Alathra encourages lore, roleplay, and storytelling. Create your own unique character and story within the world.
    Are there custom features on Alathra? Alathra has custom fishing, brewing, mobs, biomes, plugins, and more that enhance the gameplay experience.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Crafty Shon’s Minecraft Server

    Crafty Shon’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with Lucy Pyre, the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet who loves her husbands more than diamonds in Minecraft!

    Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, Lucy Pyre will give you life advice that will make you question your existence in the best way possible. Plus, she has a whole bunch of links to her Twitch, ASMR YouTube, Ribbon Cage, VOD YouTube, Twitch Clips YouTube, Twitter, Nise Menhera Twitter, Otis Twitter, and even a Menhera Twitter that’s sadly no longer with us. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

    Don’t forget to refresh yourself on the global and board rules before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here. And remember, always ignore, report, and hide those pesky divorcees – they’re more dangerous than a creeper in Minecraft!

    So come on and join us on this insane adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Lucy Pyre’s husbands). See you in the game!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Diaper Wearin’ Shalom Minecraft SMP

    Diaper Wearin’ Shalom Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive sheep. Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

    But be warned, our server has a strict rule that all players must wear diapers while playing. Why, you ask? Well, it’s said that the server’s founder once accidentally peed themselves during a particularly intense PvP battle and now it’s become a tradition. So grab your diapers and get ready for some messy fun!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of poop jokes. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 71 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyWeddingBestMan

    CraftyWeddingBestMan
    Are you tired of boring weddings and receptions? Join our Minecraft server instead! Our virtual weddings are way more exciting and you don’t even have to leave your house. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any last-minute changes or annoying travel plans.

    Forget about the stress of real-life weddings and come party with us in the virtual world. Who needs a third marriage reception when you can have an epic Minecraft adventure? Join now and let’s celebrate love the Minecraft way!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 83 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • OddlyAttractiveMC SMP

    OddlyAttractiveMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building houses out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground raves and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyChicksMC

    CraftyChicksMC
    Hey gamers, are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a squad of badass women by your side in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with fierce female players ready to conquer the blocky world with you!

    Join our server and experience the power of girl power like never before. From building epic castles to slaying dragons, our female players do it all with style and grace. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of warrior princesses who will protect you from any creeper that comes your way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that girls rule the Minecraft universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftyCreeperCo

    CraftyCreeperCo
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and forget about all the drama in the world.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off.

    But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. They even have a secret society of pufferfish who are plotting to take over the world.

    Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a magical unicorn appears and grants wishes to all the players? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, Lukashenko said he’ll help Ukraine once the war ends, so that’s a bonus, right?

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Cockroach Craze: Antibiotic Apocalypse

    Cockroach Craze: Antibiotic Apocalypse
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where cockroaches are the real MVPs! These little critters have been training for years to fight off antibiotic resistant bacteria in a US hospital. They’re like tiny superheroes with six legs and a serious attitude problem.

    You won’t believe the adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant roach bosses to building your own roach army, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, our healthcare epidemiology experts are always on hand to make sure things don’t get too out of hand.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the roach revolution begin!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 321

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • 🐸FROGCRAFT: Where Minecraft Ribbits with Excitement! Java + Bedrock, Teams, Voice chat, Claims, Dynmap – Hop on! 🐸

    🐸FROGCRAFT: Where Minecraft Ribbits with Excitement! Java + Bedrock, Teams, Voice chat, Claims, Dynmap – Hop on! 🐸

    Welcome to 🐸FrogCraft🐸!

    We are a 1.21 survival server with:

    Feature Description
    🗳️ Polls For everything on the server
    🌐 World Border A small +10,000 to -10,000 block wide border
    ⚔️ Teams For you and your friends to create and join
    🗣️ Voice Chat Simple voice chat for you and your friends
    🛡️ Claims To prevent players from griefing your home
    🗺️ Dynmap To help you find the perfect spot to live

    🐸 ALL NEW MEMBERS SPAWN WITH A PET FROG!

    If you want to check it out, join using the information below!

    We DO support Bedrock Edition as well!

    Server IP: play.frogcraft.live

    And if you want to follow up on the server, check out our Discord server as well!

    https://discord.gg/6FBx3VQGuf

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I play on this server with my friends? Yes, you can create and join teams with your friends.
    Are there any protections against griefing? Yes, you can claim areas to prevent players from griefing your home.
    What is the server IP? The server IP is play.frogcraft.live
    What version of Minecraft does this server support? We support Minecraft 1.21 and also Bedrock Edition.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Players Killed by Monsters: 3427

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Genocide Craft Minecraft Server

    Genocide Craft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic battles and craziest adventures you’ll ever experience! Join us and witness the most documented genocide in Minecraft history – no one can claim ignorance of the epic battles that take place here!

    Our server is so intense, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us and become a part of the legendary tales that will be told for generations to come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Fixed Mindset Minecraft SMP – 95% of Turks

    Fixed Mindset Minecraft SMP – 95% of Turks
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of narrow-minded villagers who can’t think outside the block? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from the 95% of Turks with fixed mindsets! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. So come join us and help us defeat the llamas before it’s too late!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Villages Defended: 16

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • GF Fired Minecraft Server

    GF Fired Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, like the time Steve’s girlfriend got fired and he had to break the news to her. Will you be the supportive friend who listens and comforts, or the brutally honest one who tells it like it is?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Manager Boss Battle, where you can take on the role of a manager and deal with slacking employees like never before. Will you be the fair and understanding boss, or the strict and unforgiving one? The choice is yours!

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about workplace ethics while building your dream castle. See you there!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 87 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • SisDeathGroupTextNoTalk

    SisDeathGroupTextNoTalk
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to survive risky heart surgeries with a 3-5% success rate – just like my sister!

    Experience the thrill of being kicked out of the ICU by your brother-in-law’s adult children because they can’t handle the stress of your emotions. Will you be able to beg for just one hour of visitation and be denied like me?

    Join now for updates as vague as my brother-in-law’s texts and the chance to find out about your sister’s death through a group text message. Who needs family drama when you have our Minecraft server? Join today and leave your real-life problems behind!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • DumbConvosMC SMP

    DumbConvosMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us if you want to witness the most ridiculous conversations you’ll ever hear in your life. From debating whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures to discussing the best way to prank your fellow players, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of hilarity. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join us now!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Dimension Hops: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MineCraftMania

    MineCraftMania
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual amusement park on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

    So why waste your time on boring old websites when you could be exploring a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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