lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 49 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Emeralds Found: 2163

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Pixelmon Portugal

    Pixelmon Portugal

    Pixelmon server with unique features, BattlePass, quests, and much more! Join our discord to start your pokemon adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!

    Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!
    Server Name Silvermons
    Server Type Pixelmon Reforged
    Server IP play.silvermons.com
    Version Minecraft 1.16.5
    Modpack The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

    Overview:

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the server IP?

    A: The server IP is play.silvermons.com

    Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

    A: The server is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5

    Q: What modpack is required to join the server?

    A: The server requires The Pixelmon Modpack. You can find it here

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Alien Abductions: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server

    Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread

    Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

    Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BlockyBootyBumpers

    BlockyBootyBumpers
    Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about annoying moviegoers squishing your legs! On our server, you can spread your legs as wide as you want without anyone bothering you. We guarantee that no one will lean back on you or try to take up your space. Plus, we have virtual popcorn and soda for you to enjoy while you play. So come on over and experience the ultimate comfort and relaxation in our Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures

    Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures
    Are you tired of being unprepared for the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable life skills such as building, crafting, and surviving in a blocky world filled with creepers, zombies, and other crazy creatures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon-making. Yes, you heard that right – bacon-making! Imagine the look on your parents’ faces when you come home with a plate full of delicious bacon that you made yourself in Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft master, equipped with all the skills you need to conquer the real world (and maybe even impress your parents along the way).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SkelePetra’s Treasury

    SkelePetra’s Treasury
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a tomb filled with a dozen skeletons found underneath the Treasury in Petra! Like, who even knew Petra had a Treasury, amirite? But wait, there’s more! These skeletons ain’t just any old boring skeletons, nah, they be party skeletons ready to dance the night away! Join da server and boogie down with these bony bois, it’s gonna be lit! Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure in dat tomb, so get ready to get rich while jamming with some spooky skellies. Don’t miss out on all da fun, join now and let’s get this skeleton party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Regenos

    Regenos

    Regenos is a brand new lore and worldbuilding server focused on creating an in-depth world filled with towns, nations, religions, businesses and much more! Want to create a town? Build an Empire peacefully or aggressively? Convert the masses to your church? Make the most money possible?

    All of this is achievable on Regenos, unlike other worldbuilding servers which allow faction and PvP groups to dominate the server, Regenos is committed to ensuring that all playstyles have just as much reward as war-based players. Take the first step in creating a Minecraft Empire today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 29
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Villages Defended: 11 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server
    The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Alien Abductions: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • FrontierSMP: Where the cows giddyup, the chickens cha-cha, and creepers do the macarena! Event today!

    FrontierSMP: Where the cows giddyup, the chickens cha-cha, and creepers do the macarena! Event today!
    Server IP Play.FrontierSMP.net
    Bedrock Crossplay Enabled Yes
    Server Discord https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
    Wiki https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
    Version 1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

    Description:

    FrontierSMP is a community-driven Survival Minecraft server that offers challenging gameplay while building a strong community. The server features custom terrain, challenging mobs and bosses, customizable spawn areas, and a focus on exploration and community interaction.

    Event:

    Join our Boat Racing event today at 8:00PM EST for a chance to win big rewards!

    Main Features:

    • Custom Terrain
    • Towny Gameplay
    • Balanced Economy
    • Custom Items
    • PyroFishing & Farming
    • No Pay To Win

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I join the server on Bedrock Edition?

    A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on our server.

    Q: Are there custom structures and loot in the game?

    A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

    Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

    A: No, we do not promote pay-to-win features on the server.

    Q: How often are new features added to the server?

    A: We are constantly updating the server with new features and improvements to provide a satisfying experience for our players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Maria’s Minecraft Server

    Maria’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and you’ll be transported to a world where the best Splatoon idol is none other than Maria herself. Why Maria, you ask? Because she once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a bucket of water and a carrot stick. True story.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

    TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

    Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

    So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • UberCraft: No Random Homes

    UberCraft: No Random Homes
    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ghost you like that guy you’ve been talking to? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable Uber driver, always there for you when you need it. We won’t make excuses about financial problems or suddenly have “stuff going on” when you just want to hang out. Plus, we’ll never pressure you to come to our house – we’re all about meeting you halfway at the virtual mall (aka our server)! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted or stood up. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate who actually follows through on their promises!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Runes Activated: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • BlockHeadzCraft

    BlockHeadzCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who have the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a player who built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, another player who created a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, and don’t even get us started on the player who built a functioning spaceship that can actually fly to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft now).

    But that’s not all – we also have the most insane events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. How about a PvP battle where everyone is riding on pigs armed with diamond swords? Or a treasure hunt where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So if you’re ready to join a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Buildings Constructed: 18
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server

    PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on this server, we are building Europe’s largest mobile artillery force! That’s right, we got K9s running around like crazy, shooting TNT and causing chaos everywhere they go.

    Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a pack of K9s come rolling in, ready to blow everything up! It’s like a fireworks show, but with way more explosions and way less safety regulations.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have an army of K9s at our disposal, but we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and destruction? Let’s go, baby!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Animals Bred: 50

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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