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Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BlockyBootyBumpers

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Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about annoying moviegoers squishing your legs! On our server, you can spread your legs as wide as you want without anyone bothering you. We guarantee that no one will lean back on you or try to take up your space. Plus, we have virtual popcorn and soda for you to enjoy while you play. So come on over and experience the ultimate comfort and relaxation in our Minecraft world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures

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Are you tired of being unprepared for the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable life skills such as building, crafting, and surviving in a blocky world filled with creepers, zombies, and other crazy creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon-making. Yes, you heard that right – bacon-making! Imagine the look on your parents’ faces when you come home with a plate full of delicious bacon that you made yourself in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft master, equipped with all the skills you need to conquer the real world (and maybe even impress your parents along the way).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SkelePetra’s Treasury

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a tomb filled with a dozen skeletons found underneath the Treasury in Petra! Like, who even knew Petra had a Treasury, amirite? But wait, there’s more! These skeletons ain’t just any old boring skeletons, nah, they be party skeletons ready to dance the night away! Join da server and boogie down with these bony bois, it’s gonna be lit! Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure in dat tomb, so get ready to get rich while jamming with some spooky skellies. Don’t miss out on all da fun, join now and let’s get this skeleton party started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Towns Built:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Regenos

Businesses, Church, Economy, Empire, Faction, Groups, in-depth, Lore, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Nations, new, playstyles, PvP, Regenos, Religions, REWARD, Roleplay, Server, Survival, TOWN, Towns, Towny, Vanilla, War, Worldbuilding

Regenos is a brand new lore and worldbuilding server focused on creating an in-depth world filled with towns, nations, religions, businesses and much more! Want to create a town? Build an Empire peacefully or aggressively? Convert the masses to your church? Make the most money possible?

All of this is achievable on Regenos, unlike other worldbuilding servers which allow faction and PvP groups to dominate the server, Regenos is committed to ensuring that all playstyles have just as much reward as war-based players. Take the first step in creating a Minecraft Empire today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FrontierSMP: Where the cows giddyup, the chickens cha-cha, and creepers do the macarena! Event today!

armor, boat racing, Bosses, chacha, Challenging, chickens, course, Cows, CREEPERS, crossplay, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, Event, Features, FrontierSMP, giddyup, Macarena, Mining, mobs, participants, Rail, Rewards, Shop, smp, Today, Tools, Vanilla, Version, Wiki

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a community-driven Survival Minecraft server that offers challenging gameplay while building a strong community. The server features custom terrain, challenging mobs and bosses, customizable spawn areas, and a focus on exploration and community interaction.

Event:

Join our Boat Racing event today at 8:00PM EST for a chance to win big rewards!

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny Gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ:

Q: Can I join the server on Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on our server.

Q: Are there custom structures and loot in the game?

A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, we do not promote pay-to-win features on the server.

Q: How often are new features added to the server?

A: We are constantly updating the server with new features and improvements to provide a satisfying experience for our players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Maria’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and you’ll be transported to a world where the best Splatoon idol is none other than Maria herself. Why Maria, you ask? Because she once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a bucket of water and a carrot stick. True story.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

UberCraft: No Random Homes

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ghost you like that guy you’ve been talking to? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable Uber driver, always there for you when you need it. We won’t make excuses about financial problems or suddenly have “stuff going on” when you just want to hang out. Plus, we’ll never pressure you to come to our house – we’re all about meeting you halfway at the virtual mall (aka our server)! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted or stood up. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate who actually follows through on their promises!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlockHeadzCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who have the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a player who built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, another player who created a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, and don’t even get us started on the player who built a functioning spaceship that can actually fly to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft now).

But that’s not all – we also have the most insane events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. How about a PvP battle where everyone is riding on pigs armed with diamond swords? Or a treasure hunt where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re ready to join a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on this server, we are building Europe’s largest mobile artillery force! That’s right, we got K9s running around like crazy, shooting TNT and causing chaos everywhere they go.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a pack of K9s come rolling in, ready to blow everything up! It’s like a fireworks show, but with way more explosions and way less safety regulations.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have an army of K9s at our disposal, but we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and destruction? Let’s go, baby!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT YOU MIGHT AS WELL DIE FOR PUTIN LIKE STEVEN SEAGULL!!! JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR MINECRAFT DOMINATION WITH THE POWER OF MOTHER RUSSIA!!! WE HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR STRONGER THAN SEAGULL’S LOVE FOR PUTIN!!! COME JOIN US OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN AND ADVENTURES!!! #PUTINLOVERS #MINECRAFTISLIFE #STEVENSEAGALISMYHERO

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Gazde Survival

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-> Rich Biomes: Explore diverse landscapes, from lush forests and towering mountains to mysterious caves and serene beaches.

-> Community-Centric: Join a friendly and welcoming community of players. Collaborate on massive builds, share resources, and embark on thrilling adventures together.

-> Custom Challenges: Test your skills with unique quests and events designed to push your survival abilities to the limit. Earn rewards and showcase your achievements!

-> Grief Protection: Focus on building and exploring with peace of mind. Our advanced protection plugins ensure your creations stay safe from unwanted damage.

-> Economy System: Trade with other players, gather resources, and build your wealth through an engaging economy that encourages collaboration and creativity.

-> Weekly Events: Participate in exciting events, contests, and themed nights that bring the community together for fun and friendly competition.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

WispRP

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Welcome to WispRP! WispRP is a Minecraft Roleplay server!

Roleplay-Friendly Environment Over 30 Custom Races Medieval and Faction-Based World MorePlayerModels Mod Support Unique Brewery System Community & Events

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	155	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3