Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BroBroBucksNoLuck

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Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Void Gems Collected:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Border Control

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Switch Kids Craft Land

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Dimension Hops:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Enchantments Applied:	81
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2756
Secret Passages Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ChiliCraftSecrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyTruths

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What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Dimension Hops:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BankruptCraft

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Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Enchantments Applied:	144
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.