so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Runes Activated: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Buildings Constructed: 31 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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