LemmonMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BrasilBrosAdventure

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5594
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Emeralds Found:	9792	New Chunks Explored:	155775

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting truths, adulting woes, awakening, Coming of Age, Disappointment, disillusionment, facing facts, facing the truth, growing pains, growing up, harsh realities, life lessons, life revelations, Maturity, reality check, SantaGoneMinecraftSMP, truth hurts

Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Information Resistance, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Buildings Constructed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Buildings Constructed:	38	Holy Grails Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Dragon Eggs Found:	9613	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	410023	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

angry texts, Brazil, credit card, DEBT, family, finances, full-time, insurance, Latino culture, MomDebtNoMineCraft, moving out, part time, raising children, responsibilities, restaurant job, savings, selfish, Server, University, Vehicle, vet surgery

So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4811
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, Fall, Government, instability, international relations, iran, IranFallsSoon, Islamic Republic, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, people, Politics, prediction, regime change, revolution, sanctions, Sooner, think..

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Enchantments Applied:	273
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2