| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
In our Steaming Body edition, you can show off your hottest skins and strut your stuff in front of all your new friends. And who knows, you might even find a special someone to join you in your virtual escapades. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /dft/ and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 288 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us for our Maid Cafe event on June 1st, where you can role-play as a cute maid serving up virtual treats to your fellow players. Or how about our upcoming Race War in early/mid June, where you can battle it out on the virtual racetrack for glory and bragging rights?
And don’t even get us started on our VRChat events – from mahjong tournaments to idol events, we’ve got something for everyone. Plus, with regularly hosted multiplayer games like NA Pavlov and EU Assetto Corsa, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So grab your Meido Edition headset, jump into our Minecraft world, and get ready for some outrageous fun and unforgettable experiences. See you in the virtual realm!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn that will guide you through the land of rainbows and diamonds. We have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots and dancing villagers that will trade you rare items for free!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary PLAP (Potato Lover’s Association Party) where players gather to celebrate the almighty potato and its powers of infinite hunger satisfaction. If you didn’t buy PLAP, then you’re missing out on all the potato-tastic fun!
So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a noob, be a legend on our server!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
The best SMP survival to have fun with your friends join now.
We have the SurvivalSMP mode, a mode with Jobs, Protection Stones, Random TP, Bets, Auctions, VIP Ranks and best of all we are a close-knit community.
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| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 148 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Server Name | HearthCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | No-griefing economy SMP |
| Server Start Date | October 2018 |
| Server IP | play.hearthcraft.net |
| Website | https://www.hearthcraft.net |
| Discord | https://discord.hearthcraft.net |
HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. The server features a variety of plugins and a dedicated server for an optimal gameplay experience. The server prides itself on its active community and fair gameplay.
A: No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for any form of griefing.
A: No, HearthCraft does not have any pay-to-win paid perks.
A: Yes, the server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.
A: You can join the server with the IP play.hearthcraft.net
A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5186 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens building castles. If that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Trust us, it’s going to be a clucking good time!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a skeleton riding a spider.
Explore our vast world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate.
But be warned, the villagers are known for their wild dance parties that last until sunrise. You might even catch the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see for yourself what the fuck happened to her!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for a wild ride filled with secrets, mysteries, and maybe even a few scandalous stories. Our community is like no other, with friendships that have lasted since middle school (just like the picture related).
And if you’re feeling adventurous, send us a throwaway discord to see some exclusive content that will leave you speechless. From nude videos to wild antics, we’ve got it all. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
1. Our server is filled with crazy antics and silly shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. 2. We have a dedicated Youtube channel where you can watch all the wacky adventures unfold in real-time. 3. Want to catch the action live? Check out our Twitch channel for some live streams that will leave you in stitches. 4. Can’t get enough of the madness? We have a VOD channel where you can rewatch all the chaos whenever you want. 5. Follow us on Twitter for even more outrageous updates and sneak peeks into what’s coming next. 6. And if you want to show off your love for the server, check out our shop for some epic merch that will make you stand out in any crowd.
But wait, there’s more! We even have our own original songs and music videos that will have you dancing in your seat. And don’t forget to play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that knows that deep down, we’re all just Russian at heart. Say goodbye to social media LARPing and hello to a server where you can be your true self – a Russian, no matter where you’re from. Come join the fun and let’s show the world that we’re all the same, no matter what country we’re from!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
