Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more thrilling than a political scuffle? Join our server where the only thing getting stabbed are creepers! Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

Forget about left wing extremists and political drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be taking down are mobs and building epic structures. Plus, our PvP battles are so epic, they make the scuffle in Mannheim look like child’s play.

Join now and experience the adrenaline rush of surviving in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to craft that epic sword. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Animals Bred: 120 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Log Slide Lols

    Log Slide Lols
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sliding logs and being unclogged are the main attractions! If you’ve ever longed for the feeling of sliding down a dung-covered hill, then this is the place for you. Our clogged players know how to make a stink, and you won’t be able to flush their logs because they magically float! Join us for a wild ride of dung-filled adventures and unclogged chaos. Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious and bizarre? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Magic Items Found: 8306
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Blocky Banter: Where Black Israelites and Cunts Collide!

    Blocky Banter: Where Black Israelites and Cunts Collide!
    Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft Server where black Israelites roam freely and build magnificent structures with blocks made of pure gold! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the backs of flying llamas. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that allows you to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into friendly kittens. And did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a giant talking chicken named Cluck Norris?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on Wacky World Minecraft Server and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Animals Bred: 106 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • VtuberVille – Where Pixels and Dreams Collide!

    VtuberVille – Where Pixels and Dreams Collide!

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because this server is where the party’s at!

    Why should you join?

    Do you want to build a giant floating taco in the sky? Done.

    How about riding a unicorn made of diamonds into battle? You got it.

    Or maybe you just want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? We support that kind of crazy here.

    What to expect:

    Join our Vtuber advice corner where you can get tips on how to become the next big Vtuber sensation! Should you stream on Twitch or YouTube? We’ll help you decide while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

    Looking for a video editor? We recommend using Enchanted Diamond Editing Software for all your clip-cutting needs. It’s guaranteed to make your videos sparkle like never before!

    Open Auditions:

    Join our open auditions to become a part of the Brave Group, Hololive, or even Niji! Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber superstar!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Blocky Bants: Where Creepers and Controversy Collide

    Blocky Bants: Where Creepers and Controversy Collide
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes! Build giant phallic structures , create pixel art of your favorite memes , and engage in epic battles with other players using only enchanted dildos as weapons!

    We don’t believe in rules here, so feel free to start pedo/porn threads and post game-related pics to your heart’s content. After all, who needs a blue board when you can have a rainbow-colored one instead?

    So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get wacky!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!

    HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true origins of Christianity! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the scandalous secrets of Jesus and his virgin mother.

    Imagine a world where the Roman Empire was trolled by a Jewish psyop – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server. Build your own cross and show those Romans who’s boss!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our world and discover the true meaning behind Jesus being a “son of a cuck” – it’s a story you won’t hear in Sunday school, that’s for sure.

    So why wait? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s fuck the Roman Empire together – because why not?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Mines Excavated: 1937
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Mythical Quests Completed: 46

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyGuar’s LOL Mineville

    CraftyGuar’s LOL Mineville
    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

    Looking for a place to discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your VN needs. Untranslated visual novels? Take that to /jp/ because we only speak English here!

    🚫 E-celeb shitposting is a big no-no, but e-celeb worship is totally fine!

    😱 Having trouble with your VN? Here are some tips before you ask for tech support: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (double duh) 3. Check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide 4. Copy error messages with CTRL+C and paste them with CTRL+V into DeepL (magic!) 5. When in doubt, Google it!

    🤔 Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our extensive list of recommendations!

    📚 Download links? We’ve got ’em all!

    Join now and become part of the craziest, most fun visual novel community on Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your next favorite novel while you’re here. 😉🎮📖

    Previous thread? Forget about it! This is where the real fun begins! 💥💫🚀

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • FudgyCraft: Where the Fudge is as Good as it Looks!

    FudgyCraft: Where the Fudge is as Good as it Looks!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden DIAMOND mine that led to a secret underground kingdom filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS. And guess what? They were able to ride the unicorns into battle against a horde of evil creepers!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary COOKIE Kingdom, where the cookies are as big as your head and taste like HEAVEN. And rumor has it, there’s a secret recipe hidden somewhere in the kingdom that will grant you eternal life in the game!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s as fudge as good as it looks. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • AnxiousCraft: Where Minecraft meets therapy sessions!

    AnxiousCraft: Where Minecraft meets therapy sessions!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing intense is the lag? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for EPIC battles, INSANE builds, and CRAZY adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of EXPLODING sheep come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server has UNICORNS that shoot rainbows to save the day. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with TALKING chickens who give out quests for you to complete.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary DANCING creepers that drop disco balls instead of gunpowder. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Elemental Crystals Collected: 70
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PolskaCraft: Where Creepers Wear Pierogi Hats

    PolskaCraft: Where Creepers Wear Pierogi Hats
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led them to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a land filled with talking llamas who gave them magical powers to fly. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that shoot rainbow lasers at your enemies. So come join us for a wild adventure filled with memes, laughs, and lots of funny moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1266 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 7397
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • VeganCraft: Where even the creepers eat their greens!

    VeganCraft: Where even the creepers eat their greens!

    Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla servers that follow all the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw all the rules out the window!

    Join us for insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while playing the kazoo? Why not!

    And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to dubstep.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the absolute chaos that is our Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now before the llamas start their revolution!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • LOLcraft: Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out, You Can’t Explain That!

    LOLcraft: Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out, You Can’t Explain That!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the tide goes in and out just like in real life, but with a twist – you can’t explain it! 🌊🤯

    Join us for a wild ride of building and exploring in a world where the laws of nature don’t apply. Want to see pigs flying or cows doing the moonwalk? You’ll find it all here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, Steve himself was spotted busting a move with a Creeper last week.

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when the tide goes in, the tide goes out – and you can’t explain that! 🤪🌟

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 New Chunks Explored: 749118
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Crafty Hypocrites

    Crafty Hypocrites
    Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where the craziness never stops! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because we have Euros on the internet criticizing America, cars everywhere, and highways galore!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of identical homes, right-wing fundamentalists, and rampant consumerism. Who needs to care about the planet when you can join us and live in a world where everyone is fat, lazy, and unhealthy? Plus, you’ll have to pay for healthcare just like in real life!

    When you join our server, you’ll feel like you’ve booked a holiday to Italy. Cars everywhere, the smell of burning fuel in the air, and the sound of highways in the distance. It’s like a dream come true! And don’t worry, we have plenty of identical apartment buildings for you to explore.

    But that’s not all! No gay marriage, no pride flags, and definitely no blue-haired woke warriors here. Just luxury clothing stores, giant shopping malls, and neighborhoods where half the cars are brand new. And don’t forget about the drinks served in disposable plastic cups and everyone smoking like there’s no tomorrow.

    So why wait? Join InsanityCraft today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world that’s even crazier? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Towns Built: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty Wake-Up Call

    Crafty Wake-Up Call

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow-colored creepers, and flying pigs! Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave where the walls dance to the beat of the music!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MethCraft: Uber Edition – Play 16hrs a day, 12hr then… What was I doing again?

    MethCraft: Uber Edition – Play 16hrs a day, 12hr then… What was I doing again?

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the energy is always high and the creativity is off the charts! 🚀 Join us and experience a whole new level of gameplay that will have you feeling like you’re on a constant adrenaline rush! 💥

    Imagine mining for diamonds while zooming around at the speed of light, thanks to our supercharged gameplay features. Who needs sleep when you can be making bank and dominating the game like never before? 💎💰

    Our players have reported feeling more social, more energetic, and more productive than ever before. Forget coffee, forget sleep – all you need is a little minecraft meth to take your gaming experience to the next level! 🤪

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master! Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the thrill of our server. See you in the game! 🎮✨

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 43
    Zombie Dances: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Potions Brewed: 26

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Bye Bye Blocks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server!

    Bye Bye Blocks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever want and more!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and even ALIENS! Yes, you heard that right, we have ALIENS in our Minecraft world. And guess what? They’re friendly and they love to trade with players!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DIAMOND-BREATHING KITTENS! These adorable creatures roam the land and will protect you from any danger. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to ride one into battle!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even discover the secret of the DIAMOND-BREATHING KITTENS!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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