LazyCraft: Where even the creepers are too lazy to explode

anti-social, Apprentice, BELIEF, Celibate, conformism, CREEPERS, Demographic, explode, fed agents, hate, Individuality, Introverts, ISOLATION, Lazy, LazyCraft, loathe, NEET, nonconformity, Normalfags, outcast, Rebellion, rotten websites, Self Discovery, society

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Votes:	8809
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fed agents are just NPCs trying to keep introverts entertained in this crazy online world. Join us if you’re an apprentice who hates normalfags but also wants to avoid the dreaded fate of celibacy and conformity.

On our server, you’ll find insane stories around every corner. Like the time a group of players built a giant watermelon castle and defended it against a horde of zombie llamas. Or the legendary quest to find the elusive diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out emeralds.

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LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	11

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

mc.planetbn.com

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magic Items Found:	3756
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Play.Disorbs.Net

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Votes:	3137
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

cavetale.com

Valkycraft

Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8817	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

valkycraft.live

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

103.195.102.4

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

cloudrealms.net

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Farms Harvested:	503
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4380

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

rapidskies.us

AmaruGamma

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Star Shards Collected:	236	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

amarugamma.holy.gg

RoyaltMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

RoyaltMC is in an incredible phase!!Currently, the REVEX Server is active – 1.20+ The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each worldCome adventure with us!

royaltmc.online:20129

Raspberryboat // Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Raspberryboat An unique 1.20 survival experience.Survival: An enhanced survival experience. – Land claiming – Leaderboards – Unique voting events – Custom currency – Quests – Tasks – Jobs – Skills – Pet shop – Cosmetics – Endless fun

raspberryboat.com

Copper Valley MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
New Chunks Explored:	376672	Players Killed by Monsters:	5830
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Welcome to Copper Valley MC, a small, adult-only survival server focused on providing a chill, stress-free experience after a long day of class or work. There are a couple plugins that alter game-play in a fun and fresh way. Mobs are leveled, so as you venture further from spawn, the more health and attack the mobs have. Protect your land with Towny, and forge alliances with neighboring towns. MCMMO provides a comprehensive skills system to level up your player. Create chest shops to sell your items and set a warp so others can visit. Tired of survival? Take a break in the skies on your very own Skyblock island!

play.coppervalley.us

Vindicterra

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to Vindicterra – Unleash your Minecraft adventure on our Custom 1:300 Europe Map! Immerse yourself in a realm of unparalleled excitement with our one-of-a-kind features:Custom Factions Plugin: Forge alliances, wage epic battles, and conquer territories like never before! Our unique Factions experience adds a strategic layer to your gameplay, where power and diplomacy reign supreme.Custom Economy: Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and dominate the economic landscape. Our tailored economy system brings a fresh twist to the game, offering endless possibilities for entrepreneurial minds.Custom Items: Discover a treasure trove of exclusive items meticulously crafted to enhance your Minecraft journey. From powerful weapons to awe-inspiring artifacts, each item is designed to elevate your gameplay to new heights.Custom Resource Pack: Immerse yourself in the beauty of our bespoke resource pack, tailored to complement the grandeur of our 1:300 Europe Map. Every detail is carefully designed to deliver a visually stunning and unique Minecraft experience.Server IP: play.vindicterra.net: Join the adventure now! Embark on a quest across the vast lands of Europe, where every decision you make shapes the course of your destiny. Unleash your creativity, build mighty fortresses, and engage in epic battles on Vindicterra!Don’t miss out! Join us at play.vindicterra.net for an unparalleled Minecraft journey filled with conquest, camaraderie, and customization. Vindicterra awaits – Claim your place in the grand tapestry of our custom-crafted world!

play.vindicterra.net