LazyCraft: Where even the creepers are too lazy to explode

anti-social, Apprentice, BELIEF, Celibate, conformism, CREEPERS, Demographic, explode, fed agents, hate, Individuality, Introverts, ISOLATION, Lazy, LazyCraft, loathe, NEET, nonconformity, Normalfags, outcast, Rebellion, rotten websites, Self Discovery, society

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchantments Applied:	68
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fed agents are just NPCs trying to keep introverts entertained in this crazy online world. Join us if you’re an apprentice who hates normalfags but also wants to avoid the dreaded fate of celibacy and conformity.

On our server, you’ll find insane stories around every corner. Like the time a group of players built a giant watermelon castle and defended it against a horde of zombie llamas. Or the legendary quest to find the elusive diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out emeralds.

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So why wait? Join our server today and experience the lolzy madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to defeating the fed agents once and for all.

Nobility

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3071
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Discover Nobility, the ultimate Minecraft server where Java and Bedrock players come together for epic crossplay adventures! Engage in thrilling PvP battles across custom landscapes, conquer unique structures, and earn rewards through kill streaks, bounties, and daily quests. Join us now and experience the excitement of Nobility firsthand!

nobility.cc

TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6015	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Star Shards Collected:	241	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Emeralds Found:	4158
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8271
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Villages Defended:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Votes:	358	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3908	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Towns Built:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	506818
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Buildings Constructed:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crops Grown:	1048	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Votes:	3944
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8312
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com