LazyCraft: Where even the creepers are too lazy to explode

anti-social, Apprentice, BELIEF, Celibate, conformism, CREEPERS, Demographic, explode, fed agents, hate, Individuality, Introverts, ISOLATION, Lazy, LazyCraft, loathe, NEET, nonconformity, Normalfags, outcast, Rebellion, rotten websites, Self Discovery, society

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fed agents are just NPCs trying to keep introverts entertained in this crazy online world. Join us if you’re an apprentice who hates normalfags but also wants to avoid the dreaded fate of celibacy and conformity.

On our server, you’ll find insane stories around every corner. Like the time a group of players built a giant watermelon castle and defended it against a horde of zombie llamas. Or the legendary quest to find the elusive diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out emeralds.

But that’s not all! We also have modern HTML formatting for all your chatting needs. Want to make your message stand out? Just slap some bold tags on those important words and watch the magic happen.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the lolzy madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to defeating the fed agents once and for all.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Farms Harvested:	924
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5483
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4605	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
New Chunks Explored:	504308	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ores Mined:	5484	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Crops Grown:	4025	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Emeralds Found:	3600
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3437
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9739	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	258	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1661	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

forgeskies.minehut.gg

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	612
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	95
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magic Items Found:	4277
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

hexuscraft.net

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

play.minecraft.country

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	193	Players Killed by Monsters:	9622
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Enchantments Applied:	124
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

TrafoMC.net

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Potions Brewed:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

PokeDigital.mc.gg