LazyCraft: Where even the creepers are too lazy to explode

anti-social, Apprentice, BELIEF, Celibate, conformism, CREEPERS, Demographic, explode, fed agents, hate, Individuality, Introverts, ISOLATION, Lazy, LazyCraft, loathe, NEET, nonconformity, Normalfags, outcast, Rebellion, rotten websites, Self Discovery, society

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Towns Built:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Love Letters Sent:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	117	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fed agents are just NPCs trying to keep introverts entertained in this crazy online world. Join us if you’re an apprentice who hates normalfags but also wants to avoid the dreaded fate of celibacy and conformity.

On our server, you’ll find insane stories around every corner. Like the time a group of players built a giant watermelon castle and defended it against a horde of zombie llamas. Or the legendary quest to find the elusive diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out emeralds.

But that’s not all! We also have modern HTML formatting for all your chatting needs. Want to make your message stand out? Just slap some bold tags on those important words and watch the magic happen.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the lolzy madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to defeating the fed agents once and for all.

boolets.net

Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ores Mined:	3887	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	New Chunks Explored:	534452

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

boolets.net

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4601
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Crops Grown:	9572	Star Shards Collected:	244

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

rad.craftersland.net

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Astral Projections Made:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

173.233.143.198

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

GospelCraft.com

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Lonksmc.com

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

play.forestblock.fun

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

librevoxel.lol

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Potions Brewed:	31
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

sfactions.com

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	2699
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

GlacierCraft.apexmc.co

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	6973	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

mc.rosesmp.com:25619

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7200
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Farms Harvested:	521	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

play.cidermc.com

HenrikoCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

play.henrikomagnifico.com

Fast forward

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Amazehut is a more than 2-year old Minecraft server with a very friendly community. The server’s goal is to let everyone have fun while playing Minecraft. On Amazehut we have 4 gamemodes: Survival, Creative, KitPvP and Village Defense.Do you want to be Amazed and have fun while playing Minecraft? Join Amazehut now!

amazehut.minehut.gg

Parallel

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Welcome to Parallel, a vanilla SMP where rifts randomly open between differently-themed worlds, and players are free to travel between them at their leisure in order to face great dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure.IP = play.parallelmc.org (MC Version 1.20+)For more info, visit our discord: https://discord.gg/G3XjaPJd53

play.parallelmc.org

GenuineMC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	169
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Animals Bred:	161
Players Killed by Monsters:	7985	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to GenuineMC! A Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server Established: July 8th, 2013Who are we? GenuineMC is a Semi-Vanilla server that is run by the community! We have attracted individuals of various ages and nationalities who have found themselves at home on our server. Their voices have helped shape our community and have helped us to move forward as a Minecraft Server. Their voices have allowed GenuineMC to become what it is today! As a team, we strive to create a warm and welcoming environment for new and current players. We also strive to meet the needs of every player and to listen to their personal comments about our community. We utilize input provided by our players to expand and improve upon the overall playing experience. This forward-thinking approach has resulted in the member base that has extended across the entirety of our server’s timeline, from both past and present, and will hopefully continue to do so in the future.What is Semi-Vanilla? Semi-Vanilla is essentially Minecraft, but with heightened aesthetics. We add plugins that either add special effects or help improve previously existing mechanics, but don’t take away from the genuine Minecraft experience. That means you can join our server and utilize none of our plugins, while still having a fun and wholesome experience playing the game. In terms of plugins, we have administrative ones that help us run our server like Essentials and Grief Prevention. We also have ones for the players that add to the game like Marriage or Mob Heads. When you join our server, you can choose to use these plugins to leave them be. It’s all up to you on how you want to play the game. – © 2023 – 2023 GenuineMC, LLC. All rights reserved. NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT PRODUCT. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG.

SemiVanilla.GenMC.net