LazyCraft: Where even the creepers are too lazy to explode

anti-social, Apprentice, BELIEF, Celibate, conformism, CREEPERS, Demographic, explode, fed agents, hate, Individuality, Introverts, ISOLATION, Lazy, LazyCraft, loathe, NEET, nonconformity, Normalfags, outcast, Rebellion, rotten websites, Self Discovery, society

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fed agents are just NPCs trying to keep introverts entertained in this crazy online world. Join us if you’re an apprentice who hates normalfags but also wants to avoid the dreaded fate of celibacy and conformity.

On our server, you’ll find insane stories around every corner. Like the time a group of players built a giant watermelon castle and defended it against a horde of zombie llamas. Or the legendary quest to find the elusive diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out emeralds.

But that’s not all! We also have modern HTML formatting for all your chatting needs. Want to make your message stand out? Just slap some bold tags on those important words and watch the magic happen.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the lolzy madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to defeating the fed agents once and for all.

Wildwood

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4539	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Animals Bred:	63	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Potions Brewed:	174	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

51.195.231.47

VyrusMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Crops Grown:	8815	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dimension Hops:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!

vyrusmc.com:25575

FlawlessMC

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crops Grown:	6383	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Hello and welcome to FlawlessMC Join our small lovely community today! The server just released and we started the server with some rotation gamemodes just in the development phase!We are done with a custom Skyblock and Parkour Now we are doing a Custom Survival!Lots of features and things to do! Custom Enchants Totally Unique Biomes you never seen before! A Fair and Good Skill System Custom Trades/Recipes Dungeons

play.flawlessmc.net

CubivalCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Potions Brewed:	102	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

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play.cubivalcraft.xyz

FTB Ultimate Reloaded by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magic Items Found:	7379
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Ores Mined:	5057	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ulr.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

ulr.craftersland.net

Nexus Worlds

PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

A fun and friendly minecraft survival server. Made for the players. We host unique and fun events. We have custom made quests and rewards.Minecraft in a different way!

play.nexusworlds.nl:25502

Kencrafters Community Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

kencrafters.apexmc.co

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

astromine.net

boolets.net

Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Magic Items Found:	8777	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Love Letters Sent:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

boolets.net

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6167
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

rad.craftersland.net

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8225
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Votes:	4696

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

173.233.143.198

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Buildings Constructed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

GospelCraft.com

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Lonksmc.com

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

play.forestblock.fun

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

librevoxel.lol