Lavender Cottage | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sponsorship Reversed – The Minecraft Server

#endorsement, advertising, broadcasting, Commercial, Consumer, Deception, episode, false advertising, Listener, Manipulation, Marketing, Media, Message, Minecraft, opposite, Podcast, Promotion, reversed, Server, Show, sponsor, sponsored content, Sponsorship, tagline

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6004
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

So, like, this minecraft server is brought to you by NOT joining any other server, ya feel me? like, you don’t wanna be basic and join those other servers, you wanna join OURS. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword with UNLIMITED POWER. yeah, you heard me right, UNLIMITED POWER. they were like, “woah, this server is lit fam, i’m never leaving!” and they lived happily ever after, slaying creepers and building epic castles.

but wait, there’s more. on our server, every block you break turns into a block of GOLD. yeah, you read that right, GOLD. so you’ll be rolling in riches in no time, building your own golden empire and flexing on all the other players.

oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a stack of DIAMONDS? yeah, it’s like a bling bling party up in here. so come join our server, where the loot is insane, the adventures are wild, and the fun never stops. you won’t regret it, trust me.

MasterRealm

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Loot, MasterRealm, Minigames, mobs, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, semi anarchy, server discord, server ip, Survival, survival server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Emeralds Found:	4702	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Master Realm Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Anarchy World with Vanilla++
Challenge Elitemobs
Slimefun Crafting
Cross-Platform Support
Vanilla World Border

FAQ

Q: What are the rules on Master Realm?

A: The rules are simple – No XRAY, No Hacks. Play fair and enjoy the challenge!

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play on the server?

A: Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome to join the chaos on Master Realm.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP: 194.153.216.145:25573 to connect and claim your spot!

Q: Is there a Discord server for Master Realm?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/GqdNzxg77W

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9138
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Farms Harvested:	186
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9267	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
New Chunks Explored:	998662	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	2214	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4378	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Void Gems Collected:	24

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

Players:	104/600	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Votes:	5633	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2