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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 752 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 20 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!
We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!