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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 4288 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!
We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!