Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

Absurd, comedy, controversial, funny, haha, humor, insult, internet culture, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, mocking, offensive, political humor, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, Server, social media, trolling, trump, Trump supporters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Runes Activated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Palace Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay

Come visit the Palace! We are a family-friendly network with Creative plots, Arcade Games, a Role Play world, Walt Disney World from Florida, Disneyland from California, Disney Cruise Line ships, and more!

Our goal is to provide a safe environment for people of all ages. We do not allow any forms of swearing, trolling or inappropriate behavior anywhere on our network.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6861
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Curce

Custom, Dedicated, Dimention, Disasters, Horror, new, Survival

Prepare to embark on an adventure filled with custom features and disasters that will challenge your survival skills to the limit.

Features

* Custom dimension* Horror focused* Custom mobs* Player shops* Disasters

And more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Athena’s Kingdoms [Custom World Generation] [Dungeons, Bosses, RPG-Items] [Pets & Mounts] [Land-Claim]

Allages, Community, Contests, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Friendly, Livemap, MCMMO, Megabuilds, Mounts, Pets, Playeshops, PvE, Quests, Ranks, Rankup, RPG, Rpgitems, Survival, Worldmap

Come join now at

iptraffic.ddns.net:8085

Java 1.20+

Looking for a long-term Minecraft home?

Here on Athena’s Kingdoms, we never reset our world.

Why? Because we LOVE building BIG.

Athena's Kingdoms [Custom World Generation] [Dungeons, Bosses, RPG-Items] [Pets & Mounts] [Land-Claim] Minecraft Server

More ranks coming soon…

All ranks are obtainable over PLAY TIME

You may also obtain addition ranks along side these, such as Donation ranks Gold, Diamond, or Emerald

or our Content Creator YouTube and TikTok ranks!

Come join now at

iptraffic.ddns.net:8085

Java 1.20+

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Carpicraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

We are CARPICRAFT, an upgradeable Survival Custom and SkyGrid server!! We have just started with the start of season 3 and we want to invite you to be part of our community!! We have: Jobs Bosses Pets Store Skygrid Own economy BloodMoon And much more!! IP: carpicraft.sv.com.ar 1.16 – 1.19.3 JAVA

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

OniCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Come check out any of our servers! They all work on a Grey-list feature, meaning you can log into the servers, move around, test the latency, and check out spawn, all without being white-listed. Once you are registered and promoted to member on our site, you can build, claim land, and use the numerous features that set us apart from other servers. If you are looking to go straight for the application page, you can find it at www.oniclangaming.com/join.

Make sure to check out our Guide to Oni, listing the rules, features, and other info regarding our servers. You can find it at www.oniclangaming.com/guide.

Use the IP(s) below to log in! OniCraft Server IP: OniCraft.OniClanGaming.com (Free to play Bukkit Vanilla) OniTech Server IP: OniTech.OniClanGaming.com (Free to play Technic Mod-Pack) Mumble IP: central1.voice.enjin.com:60645 (Free to use Voice Chat) Website: www.oniclangaming.com (Free to use WebsiteForums) Server Stream: www.twitch.tv/camtaro

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Nova Survival

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Nova Survival is a plugin based server. Survival mechanics as well as other mechanics of Minecraft have been changed. Staff is extremely helpful when it comes to this due to the extreme content there is in the plugins we use. We look forward to seeing you come on the server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Mine Mine no Mi Server

Survival

Just a mine mine no mi server. It’s run on aternos so we will have to try to keep it up as long as possible.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Vcraft enhanced survival

Survival

Come in Come all to your enhanced Survival Experience with jobs and a sustainable econ you will enjoy every aspect of this Minecraft server!! We have plugins such as gravestone so your items never despawn and your items cannot be stolen! Jobs to prop up the ever-growing survival economy and a community of family friendly Players!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Atlas Project | Custom SMP Server | Coming March 16, 2024!

Adventure, Biomes, Bosses, Brewery, Cooking, Custom, Custombiomes, Customterrain, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FANTASY, Farming, Fishing, Kingdoms, Lore, Magic, mmorpg, Nations, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Siege, Skills, Smeltery, Spells, Survival, Tannery, Terrain, Towns, Unique, Worldbuilding

The Atlas Project | Custom SMP Server | Coming March 16, 2024! Minecraft Server

Welcome to the Atlas Project!

Server Address/IP

play.mc-atlas.com

We are currently in a dev period. The server will return officially on March 16. Our Closed Beta begins on February 17. If you want more information on the server’s release, feel free to reach out to our Discord!

>> Wiki << >> Discord << >> Rules <<

“So…you have arrived upon this world of Atlas? Sadly that means your old world is no more. This new world you have washed up on has plunged into all-out war.

You are not the first refugee to be saved from destruction by the Obelisk – and you will not be the last. For fifteen years, we have been the keepers of the Obelisk, the harbingers of lost souls like you. Some have integrated into our people. Others have struck out into the harsh and brutal world of Atlas to build empires of their own. Fewer yet have succeeded.

But an evil force is gaining power in the world, threatening to undo the very fabric of reality itself. Centuries ago, the Arkayo nearly succeeded in summoning their brutal god of chaos into this world. And after all this time, hidden in exile, I fear they are close to summoning him once again.

Grieve quickly for your old world, for there is little time. We have saved you from the brink of destruction, traveler… now it is you who must save us…”

Atlas is an immersive MC experience like no other. A custom nation creation system, mixed with the rich backstory and quest progression of an MMORPG, make for a world that MC players of any style can enjoy!

Players find themselves as refugees from their ruined worlds, arriving in the world of Atlas just in time to see the resurgence of a dangerous cult, thought to be eradicated long ago. Through exploration of the unique, hand-painted world, completing the hundreds of available quests across dozens of NPC towns, and even building their own nations to compete on the world stage, players must make choices that affect their gameplay and reputation throughout Atlas and craft their own unique legacy!

Featuring a series of custom-made, never-before-seen plugins, players can do anything from discovering dozens of new ores and alloys through smelting, to training in robust schools of magic, to smuggling goods and sparking economic warfare. The possibilities are endless!

Join Atlas today and craft your legacy! Adventure awaits….

Custom and Featured Mechanics

* Found Nations and Towns.

* Player-Driven Diplomacy

* Unique Crafting Skills: Smeltery, Tannery, Brewery, and Cooking.

* Dynamic Economy.

* Custom Gear System

* Magic and Spellcasting.

* Massive Dungeons.

* Hundreds of Quests.

* Legendary Items.

* Custom Crops and Agriculture.

* Extensive Lore & RP Events.

* 100+ Unique Fish.

Admins: Ajaxan, Iyoforeayo, Tyrriel, Wizardteepot, Terryn, Aestrus, xXBelocXx

Renders: GuildsMC

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6009	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MonsterCraft

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Xylo OP Network | Hacking Allowed | Semi-Anarchy | SMP | Slime Fun |1.9+ | 1.8 PvP | No lag | Kit PVP | OP anarchy | Vanilla anarchy | No Map resets | Full size map | In-Game Shop |

18combat, Adventure, Anarchy, Anarchysurvival, BUILD, Cheating, Cheatingallowed, Cheats, Clan, Clans, Combat, Creative, Enchant, Enchants, Hack, Hackingallowed, Hacks, KitPvP, Network, PvP, Semianarchy, Shop, Survival, Warps, world, Xylo, Xylosmp

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17Bedrock port: 25799

Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Store: xylosmp.tebex.io

Features:

server

At XyloSMP, we strive to give you the best Anarchy experience. We are a semi-anarchy server, so that means 99% of everything goes. So, what are you waiting for!?!? Join us today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PianMC

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

— PianMC Server — PianMC is a small server on which you can primarily play survival in vanilla style. But there are additional features such as money, warps, GUIs etc. In between there are always little mini-games that are preferably self-developed and invented!

(The goal of our server is to have a community – albeit a small one – that plays actively and relatively frequently on our server. It is not our intention to have as many players as possible! You can apply at any time in our forum. The template should be used! To become a team member, a Discord account and the use of Discord are MANDATORY! Everyone else is of course very welcome :D)

You can reach us for further information on Discord, in the forum or on the website: http://s.PianMC.tk/discord http://s.PianMC.tk/forum http://s.PianMC.tk/oldforum http://PianMC.tk

You can easily report players with a /ticket or on Discord.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dog lifesteal

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello my server is Doglifetake and the owner is dogteam65 We are hiring all positions We are under development

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door [Semi-Anarchy] [Vanilla] {1.19.3} {No Map Resets} {Map over 3 years old} {Bedrock Compatible}

114server, PvP, Semianarchy, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival

Hello gamers,

Thank you for taking the time to read this. We have been working on A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door for over three years. The main benefits of us over other “Anarchy without hax” servers is the following:

spawn around

Up to 16 chunk view distance (most servers have it set to 6).

Survival spawn with no rules on what you can build, grief, or say.

No use of teleport to cheat the feel of vanilla minecraft. (no tpa, no sethome etc)

Active staff that run build events.

Automated contests at spawn to encourage people to interact. (Custom scripted my wilder0p).

Lobby where you can afk and interact with other players when you are tired of survival.

Ranks based on time played, players killed, time played without dying.

No pay to win crap in the survival world.

Server info

Host/IP: lawlessmc.com (THIS IS OUR IP, USE THIS TO CONNECT)

Discord: https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK

Running: 1.19.4

Location: Montreal, Canada

Difficulty: Hard.

Rule(s): Cheating = Perma ban, if you’re not sure if it’s cheating, it’s probably cheating.

Clients permitted: Optifine, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ParrotSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The ParrotSMP is a public origins smp without any mods needed to join. On this smp, there are different origins that you can pick from at the start of the game with unique abilities. Our smp is cross-play, meaning you can join on all versions of Minecraft. There is no keep inventory when killed by a player, encouraging pvp and competition. We have a great and active community and we hope you join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!