Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

Absurd, comedy, controversial, funny, haha, humor, insult, internet culture, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, mocking, offensive, political humor, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, Server, social media, trolling, trump, Trump supporters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	251
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Biggvs Dickvs

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server hosted in Australia with no rules. The map doesnt reset. And has been running since 2021. Server version is 1.19.3

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1815	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Hidden Sanctuary | Where SMP starts

And, Bosses, Challenges, Community, Economy, Factions, love, Mobarena, PvE, Pvparena, Respect, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillaplus

IP: hiddensanctuary.net

Hidden Sanctuary is 100% free to play. A true passion project.

A big L to all the pay to win servers out there.

We want to make an example out there!

GET INVOLVED WITH US TODAY! 🙂 @ —> [url=”discord.gg/ms3w9rFA6k”]DISCORD[/url]

Hidden Sanctuary is a FRESH 1.20.4 Minecraft SMP Claims, nations, pvp and pve server, looking to expand and add content to the vanilla base game we all love so passionately. In addition to that I would love to invite you to a Discord server. A server that covers all sorts of topics. We love all sorts of games, but the focus is on Minecraft. Currently we have a team of 6 fivehead developers (MC-STAFF role on Discord) that are all ready to develop now that we have set up our Trello board. I started this serverproject late december 2022, and mark my words, it will be a one of a kind server, as all content will be handmade from scratch.

We will be implementing a lot of ideas and the vision of my most recent Minecraft server which I unfortunately had to discontinue due to life issues. As for promotion and to get traffic going I am trying to grow myself on several different platforms. You can expect me to make a ton of content about the server together with you guys as I stream live on Twitch at least 5 days and 30 hours a week 😉 You can also find Knetterkoekje on YouTube and TikTok. Check my other socials through the Community/MC Server Discord: https://discord.gg/ms3w9rFA6k

We own pretty much every useful premium Java MC plugin and have several very experienced Custom Mob/Map/Worldgen config developers and designers on board. We will be slowly adding more and more content through various plugins by also applying our own server logic using a Minecraft scripting language called Skript with an additional library called SkriptBee. In addition to that we have a great network, as such we are able to contact any of the developers of said important premium plugins to request features for our server in case we cannot achieve our goals using Skript. Feel free to DM Knetterkoekje here on PMC, or on Discord @Knetterkoekje#6600 if you have any questions regarding Hidden Sanctuary, me or well anything 😀 However if the server sounds intruiging it is a better idea to come have a first hand look! <3 I would like to reiterate that we are in BETA stage at the moment.The ETA for the full release is Febuari 2024.

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Trailer of the Nether: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe_JWbC1GQcTimelapse of our first PvP arena: www.youtube.com/watch?v=27SjLYcqbG8

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CubeBuilders

Capture, Creative, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, Flag, PvP, Survival

We got Factions!We got Survival!We got Creative! Unlimited superflat for all!We got Skyblock! Unlimited island size!

What are you waiting for?! Join us at CubeBuilders.net!

Server Address:– cubebuilders.net

Website and Forums:– cubebuilders.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Craftania

Survival, Towny

Craftania is all about communities. Earn money, create a town and invite your friends to become the biggest town in the world

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	79	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ApexSurvive

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

a fun minecraft anarchy be careful and try to survive the battlefield, it is also a kid friendly minecraft server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1404	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ethernal Realms | Enhanced Survival | Custom Dungeons, Mobs, Enchants, Weapons | 1.20.X

Auction, Auctionhouse, Community, Customenchantments, Customenchants, Discord, discordserver, Dungeons, Dungeonsbosses, Economy, Graves, Gravestones, HARD, Jobs, Jobsreborn, Keepinventory, Landclaim, Lands, Lottery, Magic, MCMMO, mmorpg, Mobarena, Nodonations, Nogrief, RPG, runescape, Safarinet, Semivanilla, Survival, Survivalrpg, Towny, Vehicles

Hey there!

Got no time to read? No problem. Here’s a list of what we have:

RanksDiscord integrated

If you are interested or want more information, I’ll be glad to tell you!

Welcome to Ethernal Realms, a server dedicated to unlocking the full potential of Survival Minecraft, enhancing and expanding its gameplay for an immersive experience. At Ethernal Realms, we believe in a fair and balanced environment – no pay-to-win tactics, no cash shops for “cosmetics.” Everything you achieve is earned solely through in-game efforts.

Immerse yourself in a world filled with challenges and rewards. Explore dungeons and face formidable mob bosses, brace yourself for tougher nighttime mobs, and discover over 450 custom enchantments, custom weapons, magic, and the ability to claim and rent land. To make your Minecraft journey even more exciting, we’ve integrated mcMMO and Jobs Reborn, providing a balanced approach to gameplay so you can focus on building your kingdom, gathering gear, and engaging in epic battles within our custom mob arenas.

Economy enthusiasts, rejoice! Access and explore player-made auction houses, effortlessly create one-click chest shops for a tangible store experience, participate in online chat auctions, and navigate our dynamic Admin shop where prices fluctuate every minute.

Showcase your achievements in the chat and on Discord with a server-ready command designed to broadcast your triumphs. We’ve created a vibrant community where players can share their awesomeness effortlessly.

Join us at Ethernal Realms, where the spirit of authentic and rewarding Minecraft adventures awaits. No shortcuts, just pure, unadulterated fun. Come, be a part of our journey! If not, you have a wonderful day.

And if so, we hope to see you soon!– Ethernal

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Potions Brewed:	62	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Nethria.Pro OG Factions

188x, Balanced, best, Classicfactions, Faction Pvp, Factions, Factionspvp, Nopay2win, Nopaytowin, Oldfactionplugin, Oldfactions, Oldschool, Wither

The Nethria server is located in Germany, making it more accessible for all of Europe. It operates as a Factions server, running on an older version, 1.8.8, to evoke a classic, old-school ambiance. Additional details about the server will soon be accessible through its website. In the meantime, you are welcome to join and explore the server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MoonDust | Coziest minecraft server! Skyblock, Survival, Creative & KitPvP!

Adventure, Adventuremap, Blockregen, Capturetheflag, Caves, Challenging, Claims, Classicskyblock, Creative, Ctf, Difficult, Discord, Exploration, Explore, Friendly, Friendlycommunity, Fun, Lagfree, Land, Landclaim, Mineforblocks, Mineforores, Mines, Nongrief, Nonop, Nopay2win, Npc, Other, pewdiepie, Playershop, Plots, reddit, RPG, Skyblock, Slowpaced, Small, Spleef, Survival, Tntrun, Vanillaskyblock

MoonDust is a server originally launched in 2016. Mostly comprised of my classmates, MoonDust began as a tight-knit community. This server has gone through many cycles since then, but Skyblock has always remained as its core.

Since its beginnings, MoonDust’s Skyblock has only expanded. Our Spawn, originally a 25-block wide circle, has expanded into a 500×500 adventure by my brother and I. The map is an ever-evolving world that embraces its history.

You can track all our progress, our throwaway ideas, and more on our new discord !Hope you can become part of our community <3 (10/22/23)We released Skyblock Classic! A more simplistic take on the Skyblock experience, in contrast to our future gamemode Skyblock Adventure.

Skyblock Classic includes…*new spawn (old one will remain for SB adventure)*you can travel to the nether & end*player shops*island warps*vote crates & vote parties*deal of the month (certain shop items sell higher)*mcmmo*enchanter merchant*repair merchant*there will be resets and also rewards for the top players

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Towns Built:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Kingdom SMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

KingdomSMP is a semi-anarchy LIFESTEAL server! We have a balanced economy, little to NO pay-to-win aspects, and we don’t have game-breaking OP items!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minephasma

Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This is towny, survival. Skyblock server everybody is welcome to come join the fun! We’re taking on new staff applications are inside discord. And if discord isn’t working ask me to generate you a new one my username is Bambzi

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Crops Grown:	3799
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Seaside Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

The Seaside Factions is a brand new gamemode which is factions with a twist. With a nice and large 15,000×15,000 border the experiences are endless. Our factions server offers plugins which no other server offers, including new currencies, new weapons and new ranks which players can earn!

Custom ranking system (spirit ranks) Custom abilities system (soul harvesting) Classified, Covert, Legendary and Mythical abilities! Soul and Spirit Currencies! NPC Shops! Explore other cities for more rare shops/items! Sail to other cities from spawn! Other cities specialise in different items! (eg, The Ravian Mines specialises in mining!)

More information can be found at: seasidemc.com Or join us today at play.seasidemc.com!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GCRAFT!

Community, Communityserver, Friends, Fun, Hiring, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minecraftjava, Minecraftjavaedition, Minecraftsurvival, Survival

Welcome to Our Minecraft Vanilla Survival Server 1.20!

Welcome to our thriving Minecraft community! Dive into an immersive vanilla survival experience where the community’s creativity and collaboration shape the world we inhabit. Our server is dedicated to fostering a balanced blend of adventure, camaraderie, and fair play.

Fair Play and Security

At the heart of our server is a robust anti-cheat system, ensuring a level playing field for all. We take pride in maintaining a cheat-free environment, allowing everyone to enjoy the game authentically.

Community-Driven Experience

Founded and cultivated by a passionate group of about a dozen individuals, our server thrives on the commitment and enthusiasm of its members. We cherish the spirit of cooperation and exploration, inviting every player to contribute their unique talents and ideas.

Embark on an Epic Journey

Join us as we embark on an epic Minecraft odyssey together! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an intrepid explorer, or a redstone genius, there’s a place for you here. Explore vast landscapes, build stunning creations, and forge lasting friendships along the way.

Connect with Us

Join our Discord community to stay updated, interact with fellow players, and immerse yourself in the vibrant world of our server. We can’t wait to see the wonders that our collective creativity will bring forth!

Get ready to delve into an incredible adventure filled with exploration, collaboration, and endless possibilities. Welcome to our Minecraft family, where your journey awaits!

IP – 104.218.101.26:56640DOMAIN – gcraft.mcho.us

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mines Excavated:	2503
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Excess Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Excess is a no-frills, no-resets, no-perks — anarchy/vanilla server with a world border of 40,000×40,000 blocks, a tiny Nether border of 5,000×5,000 and an infinite End dimension. – We have been online since May 1st 2023 with 99.8% uptime and we plan to run this “tiny anarchy” experiment indefinitely.

(End dimension is left unrestricted due to sparsity of structures, spawners are unbreakable due to sparsity, and other changes have and will be made to accommodate for the “tiny anarchy” experiment).

We vow to keep this server free, without a queue and non-P2W. – Join to play vanilla Minecraft as it was intended to be played, but with the added danger of population density and resource sparsity. – 40k x 40k, we’ve cut off the excess.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mines Excavated:	4684
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineNite Survival

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the MineNite, we have types of gameplay that everyone of all ages can enjoy! Come join us today at mc.MineNite.com!

• Survival – smp.MineNite.com

Forums • http://MineNite.com/ Webstore • http://store.MineNite.com/

YouTube • https://www.youtube.com/xNick616 Twitter • https://twitter.com/xNick616

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Crops Grown:	1169	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TavernCraft | 🌳Survival | 🌟Creative | 🏝️Skyblock |🔥Events |

Cobblemon, Creative, Dungeons, Events, Minigames, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

🏰 Welcome to TavernCraft – Your Medieval Adventure Awaits! 🏰Looking for a medieval-themed Minecraft adventure? Look no further! TavernCraft is here to transport you to a world of knights, castles, and epic quests.

Join us today and embark on your medieval journey. Whether you’re a master builder, an explorer, or a knight in shining armor, there’s a place for you in TavernCraft on both Java and Bedrock!

🔗Server IP: play.taverncraft.tk🌐Website: https://taverncraft.tk🛡️Discord: https://discord.gg/FnkvaTg

Don’t miss out on the excitement! Join us now and become a part of the TavernCraft community. Raise your tankard, and let’s toast to adventure! 🍺 Your medieval Minecraft adventure begins now at TavernCraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mines Excavated:	2657	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.