Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

Absurd, comedy, controversial, funny, haha, humor, insult, internet culture, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, mocking, offensive, political humor, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, Server, social media, trolling, trump, Trump supporters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

QallarMusuq

Anarchy, Anarchysurvival, PvP, Pvpsurvival, Survival

A 24 hour survival which creates UNFORGETTABLE memories and moments, we try to replace the mods with interesting plugins, join us to try your luck against everyone

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Torrent Network | Java/Bedrock | 1.17 -> 1.20.4 | Survival | Creative | Lifesteal

Anticheat, Automation, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Buildingserver, Buildserver, Chestshop, Community, Communitydriven, Contemporary, Economy, Epic, Essentialsx, Farms, Fun, Griefprevention, HARD, Hermit, Hermitcraftlikeserver, Herobrine, Industrial, java, Landclaim, Minigames, Nocheat, Nogrief, Nowhitelist, Playershops, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Shop, Shops, smp, Smpvanilla, Staff, Survival, Technical, Traditional, Vanilla Gameplay, Vanillatweaks

Torrent Network – Where escapism goes to die.

Discover the secrets of alien influence and become immersed in our smart features on Torrent Network. We offer 3 highly developed Minecraft servers with ZERO LAG – Survival, Lifesteal, and Creative.

Server Address: play.torrentsmp.com

Minecraft Version: Java 1.17 -> 1.20.4, Bedrock 1.20.0 -> 1.20.60

Port for Bedrock: 19132

Features:

Survival – A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.

Creative – Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; most use this server to plan epic builds or collaborate in creative mode.

Lifesteal – An extremely engaging and popular gamemode with a twist. This lifesteal server is also an MMORPG with custom adventure maps, original MMO skills, quests, and of course, the lifesteal gamemode. If you die you lose a heart, but if you kill a player you steal theirs. You can also craft hearts and revive beacons or earn them on adventures. STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT | OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

We are a public network. Anyone can join, but we ask that you read the rules under the Server Rules tab and join our Discord if you want to. We are an active engaged community, so reach out and we will be happy to help! Want to read some more detailed guides about our systems? Check out our wiki!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ECB Network

Mini Games, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

==ECB Network== Here at ECB we have the highest of standards for our servers. We currently have a Prison server, custom COD Zombies server, Survival server, Skyblock server, and an Alpha RPG Server!

Sadly, we no longer have Heist. Sorry everyone!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Animals Bred:	118

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OneBlock

This Oneblock server has Custom enchants, voting systems, Custom commands, Ranks, and if theres any help with the servers problem we have 3 admins and you can go to the discord and ask for help.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mythic Network

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Mythic, without a doubt, stands as the crowning jewel among Minecraft servers in Australia. It proudly holds the title of being the largest and most advanced modern Minecraft server in the entire country. This magnificent virtual realm offers an unparalleled gaming experience that is bound to captivate players from all walks of life. One of the standout features of Mythic is its incredible Duels mode, which stands head and shoulders above the rest. Bursting at the seams with an abundance of exhilarating minigames and party support, Duels mode takes competitive gameplay to new heights. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a budding adventurer, this mode will keep you on the edge of your seat, providing countless hours of thrilling entertainment. But that’s not all. Mythic is also home to a Survival server that boasts an array of unique features, setting it apart from other servers in the Minecraft universe. Step into this immersive world, and you’ll find yourself surrounded by a rich tapestry of possibilities. From custom-built landscapes to innovative gameplay mechanics, the Survival server offers an extraordinary experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. No matter which gameplay mode you choose to embark upon, one thing is for certain: Mythic guarantees an unforgettable time. Immerse yourself in its meticulously crafted digital realm, where imagination knows no bounds and adventure awaits at every turn. The dedicated team behind Mythic has poured their heart and soul into curating an extraordinary Minecraft server that caters to the desires of players seeking the absolute best. So, why wait any longer? The opportunity to experience the pinnacle of Minecraft gaming in Australia is just a few clicks away. Join Mythic today and prepare to be whisked away on a thrilling journey through the virtual landscapes of this remarkable server. Brace yourself for a gaming experience like no other, as you delve into the endless wonders that await you within the expansive world of Mythic. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the best that Australia has to offer in the realm of Minecraft.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NokBox

KitPvP, PvP

BoxPvP Server in Spanish with a variety of kits and a good community.————————————- ————————————————– ——–

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	8177	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4770
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Midpoint

Antigrief, bedrock, Claims, crossplay, Dungeons, Friends, History, java, Javaedition, Mystery, Nostalgia, puzzle, Puzzles, PvE, PvP, Semivanilla, smp, Survival

Welcome to Midpoint, a server where every player can create their own legacy.(Its NOT mid btw)

– Java IP –midpointmc.net– Bedrock IP –midpointmc.net | Port: 25565

Below we present you the reasons to pick Midpoint as the server to play on:

The 6 Pro’s:

Running 24/7 Since July 23rd, 2023Java Edition & Bedrock Edition are both supported.Friendly & Active Community: Be part of our welcoming, positive, and engaging environment.Up to 24 chunk view distance, much more than other servers!Player driven economy, you can set up a shop or trade with other players. Grow the economy!No trade restrictions! If you’ve got something you can trade it.

The 6 No’s:

No teleporting such as /home, /tpa, or /warp. You’ve got ender pearls for that.No Pay-to-Win garbage here.No crates, silly ranks, McMMO, or other unnecessary features.No map resets ever. What you build is here to stay.No disregard for server history and players’ creations.No chat reports! This means that we handle it ourselves.

Create your own religion or union and recruit members. Join a pre-existing group and help out other players. Take the Shrekists for example. Maybe you could join them? Oppose them? That’s up to you to decide. Explore the server map and discover unique items and puzzles throughout the world. Diamonds have become the currency of choice, driving the player economy. This server allows you to easily and seamlessly protect portions of the world from other players with the use of protection blocks, which can be purchased at spawn. The server map is also available for you to use to better familiarize yourself with the server world. View it HERE.

Please join our Discord server to stay up to date with the latest shenanigans and for instant support by clicking HERE.

Log on and cement your place in our server history today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	568470	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

🪙 DOGECRAFT [1.20.2] 👻JOIN HALLOWEEN EVENT TODAY!👻

Customplugins, Economy, Jobs, Prison, Ranks, Ranksystem, Residence, Residences, RPG, Slimefun, Slimefun4, smp, Survival

🪙 DOGECRAFT Join Today!

⚔RPG

🕵️‍♂️Daily&Weekly quests, Level up jobs, craft powerful items, Rankup for bonuses.👈

About us:Dogecraft is a Survival Minecraft server made in 2018 for people to enjoy not only the game but also the people they play with. We have decided to rework the system to give players more end-game options on what they wish to do with their lives and therefore make their lives easier.

We offer:> Jobs> Friendly> Ranks> Player Shops> Custom Items> Custom Crafting> Extreme Fishing> Events> Pve/Player Duels> Residences and a towny like experience!> Land-Claim > Furniture> No P2W> Cosmetics> Hard difficulty Survival> Dungeons> Towny

Thank you for playing and being a part of Dogecraft and welcome to the community

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchantments Applied:	54
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Divine Spears Created:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MCToday

The Rules MCToday has similar rules to pretty much every other server, we expect you to respect our rules in order to play the server. 1) Do not use inappropriate language anywhere on the server or website. 2) Do not be racist, sexual or offensive to other players. 3) Do not grief outside of factions. 4) Respect other players to be respected. 5) Do not spam anywhere on the server or website, spamming includes CAPS. 6) Do not use any hacks or cheats. (Nodus is an example) 7) Do not bug other players for stuff or items. 8) Do not ask for ranks, items, cash, EXP or creative mode. We do not give stuff out for free. 9) You are allowed to steal from chests if the user didn’t bother to lock it. 10) You should only free build outside of the spawn city gates.

We look forward to seeing you on the server! -Staff

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

OderCraft

Creative, Factions, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

OderCraft is an online dating / roleplay server. The goal of OderCraft is to become the #1 Minecraft Online Dating Server. We have pets, cars, marriage plugins, roleplay commands, purchasable apartments, furniture, a unique community, and more. This server is nothing like any other server you’ve played on before.

We are a sanctuary for all minecraft players to socialize.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Potions Brewed:	179
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FurryMC

art, Claims, Community, Creative, Creativeplots, Discord, Economy, Furries, Furry, Furryfandom, Furryfriendly, Furrymc, Furryminecraft, Gaming, Lgbt, LGBTQ, mc, Minecraft, Minecraftfreebuild, Minecraftsurvival, Ranks, Survival

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Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Animals Bred:	78
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DWO – Doctor Who Minecraft Server

Capaldi, Creative, Daleks, Doctor, Doctorwho, Drwho, Dwo, Freebuild, games, Minigames, PvP, Regeneration, Roleplay, Survival, Tardis, Tennant

DWO - Doctor Who Minecraft Server Minecraft Server

Looking to appeal a ban? Please don’t post here!We won’t respond to people trying to get unbanned here, we have a proper place for those on our forums where we will reply to them all equally. Please ask there!Appeal here!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Vanarchy

Anarchy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Anarchy | Vanarchy Public! | Lifesteal+ Infuse SMP| Custom Enchants, Higher Level Enchants! | We need 15 ACTIVE MEMBERS to start the season! Make sure to Invite your friends! (Join the Discord!)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Players Killed by Monsters:	7505
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

⚔️SiphonMC SMP Network⚔️ | Crossplay | Lifesteal | Survival | Custom Bosses/DUNGEONS | 5000+Jobs/Quest | Player Reward System |

Afk, Arena, Bosses, Casino, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Heartsteal, Jobs, Kingofthehill, Koth, Leaderboards, Leveling, Levels, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, Parkour, Playtimerewards, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Skills, smp, Spawners, Survival

⚔️SiphonMC SMP Network⚔️ | Crossplay | Lifesteal | Survival | Custom Bosses/DUNGEONS | 5000+Jobs/Quest | Player Reward System | Minecraft Server

🌐 IP: pmc.SiphonMC.net

🎮 Version: Java Edition 1.20.1/Bedrock

🌍 Server Location: USA

🌲Survival SMP 🌲 JUST RELEASED TODAY!!!

🔹 Minions 🤖: Hire little minions to perform tasks for you automatically, such as mining, building, and breeding animals!

🔹 Claiming System 🚩: Protect your hard work! Raiding is not allowed, and players can claim land to keep their builds safe from griefing.

🔹 Improved Auction House 🏷️: Buy and sell items with ease through our revamped Auction House!

🔹 Custom Enchants ✨: Enhance your gear with unique custom enchantments and explore our custom enchanting system!

🔹 Boss Fights 🐲: Take on powerful bosses in epic battles and claim valuable loot as your reward!

🔹 Clan System 👥: Form alliances, create clans, and conquer the world together!

🩸 Lifesteal Server 🩸

🔹 Lifesteal SMP💔: Defeat opponents to steal their hearts and showcase your PvP skills!

🔹 No Protections ⚔️: Unleash your combat prowess! There are no protections, making every encounter intense and thrilling.

🔹 Daily Boss Fights 🔥: Prepare for epic daily battles against formidable bosses and claim their valuable loot!

🔹 Custom Biomes and Structures 🏞️: Explore our unique world with custom biomes and structures to discover!

🔹 Player Shops 🏪: Set up your own shops and participate in our player-driven economy!

🌐 Join now and become part of our vibrant and welcoming community at Play.SiphonMC.net ! Whether you seek adventure in our Survival SMP or blood-pumping battles in our Lifesteal realm, SiphonMC awaits your arrival! 🎉

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3528	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mines Excavated:	4848

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Gamingaus.net

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.