Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

Absurd, comedy, controversial, funny, haha, humor, insult, internet culture, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, mocking, offensive, political humor, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, Server, social media, trolling, trump, Trump supporters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Star Shards Collected:	146	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minecraft City

Minecraft city is a Survival Economy server. So the goal is to try and make as much money as possible to expand your economic empire! Our economy is completely unregulated by staff (lase-fair), you wont get money for just being logged on, you have to earn it! Or you could completely avoid the whole economy aspect and venture out and survive on your own or with your friends!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TitanMC.co

Economy, Prison

Welcome, to TitanMC.co

We are a TitanMC remake, owned and moderated by TitanMC originals and huge fans. Our goal for the server is to remake TitanMC to the block, whilst also adding new features. One of our new features is new quests to mix things up and add additional money to your pocket! Other then that, the server is almost exact, with some discrepancies which we are exited to work on in the future. If you are unfamiliar with TitanMC, SSundee did a popular series on it, worth a watch to learn the server. We will be launching on the 27th July 2021 @ 8pm BST.

If you have any questions contact me on discord: Eagle#5784

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

QuakeMC – Fresh Reset 13th January – Skyblock | Envoys | Dungeons | Harvesting & FIshing

Dungeons, Envoys, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Dive into a world of limitless possibilities on QuakeMC, your go-to Skyblock destination. Join our community of dedicated players and embark on an epic journey like no other. Here’s what sets us apart:

🌄 Skyblock Unleashed: Build, survive, and thrive on your personal floating island. The sky’s the limit as you craft your way to success.

🎁 Envoys Galore: Keep an eye out for Envoys dropping loot across the arena. Fortune favors the bold – will you seize the riches?

🏰 Conquer Dungeons: Explore treacherous dungeons and defeat menacing mobs with your friends. Precious stones are waiting for you!

📈 Player Levels: Obtain epic rewards by voting and increasing your Player Level for free!

🌾 Harvesting Scythes: Farming was never this fun! Use our custom Harvesting Scythes to boost your agricultural endeavors.

💰 Sell Gauntlets: Show off your entrepreneurial skills with special sell gauntlets. Maximize profits and become the ultimate merchant.

🎨 Custom Texture Pack: Immerse yourself in the QuakeMC experience with our exclusive texture pack, enhancing your gameplay like never before.

🌐 Join our thriving community of passionate players, make new friends, and conquer the sky together. Whether you’re a seasoned Skyblock pro or a newbie, there’s a place for you here at QuakeMC.

🔗 Connect now and start your Skyblock adventure today!🌐 IP: play.quakemc.com🌐 Website: quakemc.com

Get ready to redefine your Skyblock experience with QuakeMC – where legends are born in the skies! 🚀

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Star Shards Collected:	119	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Potions Brewed:	77	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LockedCraft Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Founded in 2010, LockedCraft was a large variety network offering Towny, KitPVP, minigames, and more.

The server peaked in 2013 as the #7 worldwide, yet, had unfortunately tapered off by 2016 (see lockedcraft.com).

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Since then, remnants of the server’s community have come together via the non-profit LockedCraft Legacy Organisation (mc-smp.com) to give the server the server a final send-off.

If LC was part of your childhood, reconnect with us during the #LCReunion events (interspersed throughout 2020 and 2021).

For announcements and to stay up to date, join mc-smp.com/dis !

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ComparatorCraftSMP

Survival, Vanilla

ComparatorCraftSMP

Website: https://comparatorcraftsmp.net

ComparatorCraftSMP is a Hermitcraft like Minecraft server experience with our own spin. We are a community focused SMP for more hardcore players, builders, and technical players. Our goal is to try to grow a community of skilled and dedicated players to push the limits of what is possible in survival Minecraft. Here are some important things about the server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Survival-Pi SMP 🔥 Semi-Vanilla 🔥 Whitelisted

Adult, Builders, building, Economy, hermitcraft, Hermitcraftlike, Old, Plugins, Semivanilla, Semivanillasmp, smp, Smpvanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted, Whitelistedsmp

🏆 Survival-Pi Semi-Vanilla SMP 🏆

server

Server IP: survival-pi.com (both

Dynmap: https://map.survival-pi.comDynmap Creative: https://cmap.survival-pi.com

Website: (Temporarily unavailable)https://survival-pi.com

🔥 About the server: 🔥

Whitelisted SMP. We take building and Redstone to the next level. We also often do community projects and events.We’re a close community. Everyone knows everyone!Since 2020! Almost 4 years old!

Hardware specs:Hosted in: Germany 🇩🇪 on a dedicated and powerful server. No lags, no limits! (We speak English!)i3-10100 CPU500 GB M.2 NVMe SSD32 GB RAM1000 Mbit/s internet0 lag!

🖥️ Why “Pi”?: 🖥️

Very simple: We started hosting the server on a Raspberry Pi back in the day.However, the server is no longer running on a Raspberry Pi. We upgraded to an i3-10100 with a 500 GB M.2 NVMe SSD and 32 GB RAM.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VanillaPlus – Whitelisted Vanilla SMP – Always The Latest Version!

Abyss Quinn, Jasmeowthecat, Minecraft, Skippy87, Unique, Vanilla, Vanillaplus

Welcome to VanillaPlus!

VanillaPlus is a whitelisted vanilla SMP with an expanding community who wishes to just play vanilla with no additional addons or benefits which effect the core gameplay of Minecraft, being on the latest version of the game in release state which is currently 1.20.4.

We’ve added a few changes to make your experience more enjoyable such as a texture pack, some data packs to improve quality of life and a few crafting packs to make some of the grinding in the game less tedious.

You need to make sure you join our Discord first and then join with play.vanillaplus.uk to get a code to DM our Discord bot.

Discord: https://discord.gg/uuTfJydwTs

We welcome any community member no matter the background who wishes to have fun and come together to make huge automated farms, build amazing bases and sell their stock at the spawn shopping area.

We’ve recently added support for bedrock and account linking! Come join today and have fun on VanillaPlus!

Hope to see you on there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Meteorites Collected:	2	New Chunks Explored:	96402
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Fluff Economy

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

FluffEconomy is a community-driven survival server that brings new experiences and memories to players wherever they may be! We have everything that is iconic in survival from Jobs, to McMMO, Towny, and playtime ranks! We have recently reset to allow players to test out their skills once again, creating a great opportunity for you to hop right into the community and check it out for yourself!

We are also testing out new features that you can try out, meaning, there is always something new right around the corner. From dungeons to entirely new worlds, there is always something to enjoy! Consider joining our discord as well to experience the community outside of the Minecraft server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Essence SMP

Survival

Welcome to Essence SMP! This is a public SMP that anyone can join! We provide custom enchants and new structures, as well as an economy! There is also land claiming! So if you want to just relax and play minecraft with your friends then join on Java 1.19.4! Can’t wait to see you in-game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ReformedCraft

We are a new small 12 player slot server, hoping for donations to upgrade our server player slots and server ram. This server is for mature players only, but anyone of any age can join! Plus your home/buildings will be protected due to our simple izone plugin and anticreeper plugin if a creeper happen to spawn next to your house! Now No Whitelist! No lag, protection for your creations, and nice staff! Owner: HarmonicMinor, and Admin(s): umcoolstory (me) Don’t like server because of …? Well tell us your suggestions so we can make the server the BEST! Join and Start Your Adventure Today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Animals Bred:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CoralMC

Mini Games, Pixelmon

Come and visit us on our server, here you can find the best BedWars in Italy and beyond!

IP: play.coralmc.it Website: www.coralmc.it Telegram: @CoralMC

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ClubTurtle

Activeowner, Armorstandeditor, Bettersleeping, Chatcolor, Community, Friendly, Keepinventory, Keepinventoryon, Mobheads, Nick, Nickname, Nogrief, Nogriefing, Sfw, Shop, Sit, Small, Smallcommunity, Smallserver, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Viabackwards, Viaversion, Whitelist, Whitelisted

ClubTurtle is a server I created many years back to play survival with my friends, I’ve been hosting it using Server.pro and people have come and gone, but mostly only a few players stay, so I’m trying to post it online to try to get more friendly players. My wish is to have a server filled with wholesome or at least friendly players who build a community together; I want that kind of small-server/small-town feel where everyone knows each other.

The server is whitelisted for protection, on hard difficulty, keepInventory is on, and you get a few cosmetic permissions like nick and chatcolor. It is not a true survival, it has essentials and some other stuff, but no wild or rtp. This server has ViaVersion and ViaBackwards so players can join from v1.9 all the way to v1.20.4 but it is best to stay on the latest version so you can experience the newest features. We also have a heads plugin, armorstand editor, silence name tags, etc. The world border will expand a bit with every major update, and unused chunks will be reset to save space and make room for new updated biomes or loot.

If you have played on my server and like it, on the server page in the link below, you can donate some money toward keeping the server online as I have to pay for it out of pocket. I cannot use the money, it will go toward the server.

You can use nick the normal way “/nick [username] input” and the chatcolor is either “/chatcolor GUI” or “/chatcolor [color code]”.

The server is whitelisted, so if this looks appealing, you can message me on Discord and ask if you can join. My discord is turtlerunsslow.

TLDR: This is a very small server with a few players that are trying to grow. It is for friendly players who are looking for a small community server and it is whitelisted to protect it from griefers.

Server Rules: – No griefing or raiding of people’s bases. This rule is the strictest rule.– If you break anything around spawn (trees, village stuff, etc.), please replace it.– Do not build or say anything vulgar, offensive, or NSFW. Keep the server clean or friendly.– No offensive usernames.– Hacks and cheats are not allowed. (Including x-ray, bhop, autoclicker, etc.)– No eyesores or any bad-looking bases, farms, builds, etc.– The server language is English.

Server Pro Page: https://server.pro/server/9074443

Discord Server: https://discord.com/invite/SF92SYC

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchantments Applied:	233	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DelphiCraft

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Delphicraft is among the best minecraft servers, combining factions, survival and mcMMO for a unique minecraft multiplayer experience.

Building on SMP and survival servers, Delphicraft adds the best from minecraft factions with a simple menu-based system giving you complete protection and control over your faction server lands and members.

Delphicraft also adopts the best of mcMMO servers with integrated, well-developed skill trees and bonuses, player jobs, ranks and unique custom kits for immersive minecraft RPG and roleplay server fun!

If you’re looking for new minecraft servers, visit Delphicraft at www.delphicraft.net

Join us in Minecraft at play.delphicraft.net Join the Delphicraft Discord Server: https://discord.gg/hsYfTkK View the Delphicraft Live Map: https://map.delphicraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Emeralds Found:	4568

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Covet Network

Buildbattle, Crystalpvp, Duels, Hungergames, Murdermystery, Paintball, Parkour, Randomkits, Skyblock, Survival, Survivalgames, Tntrun, Villagedefense

About This ServerWe have a plethora of servers in development and currently running! We have tons of optimizers, modes, and gameplay to choose from. Hunger Games, Parkour, Duels you name it! Have fun!What is the server IP for covet?The IP address of covet Minecraft server is play.covet.networkHow do I play on the covet Minecraft server?Open the Minecraft launcher, next click the “Play” button, then select “Multiplayer” from the main menu.

Once the connection to the server is verified by Mojang session servers and is available, the connection icon will turn green and you can click on the “Join Server” button to play on Covet Network.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1196
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ironcraft Austria

A good server with nice players. No whitelist. Forum at: http://forum.ironcraft.at.vu You must read the rules to be unlocked. Trailer on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kf9mcGXe0E Iron forever!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!