Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

Absurd, comedy, controversial, funny, haha, humor, insult, internet culture, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, mocking, offensive, political humor, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, Server, social media, trolling, trump, Trump supporters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Mencraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

A private survival multi-player. – Java (latest version) – occasional wars – paid 24/7 99.998% server uptime – No griefing base rule (can take over) – game enhancing plugins that don’t change the game: Combat log, Graves – Hard Game Difficulty – PVP Enabled – infinite Player Slots – 25% Player Sleep – 30000 Block World Border – Active Community Discord – Whitelist on. Feel free to dm CarboNitee#9678, ev#0010

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Hide Your Fire Civilized Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival

We’re player run. We have a light but functional government of player operators, and player input is what drives this place.

We’re well managed. Our server admins are pro/am, and know their stuff. Years of nightly backups, with per-spot or per-player rollbacks available for the asking.

We’re free. There is no currency involved, no buying ranks. We play because we love Minecraft.

We’re friendly. We’re almost always super welcoming and nice. Oh, and there’s no hate speech tolerated here – racism, nationalism, sexism, homophobia. That means you’re safe to just relax, and play. It’s smashing.

We’re currently running NO WORLD BORDER. That’s right. It just …. keeps going. Infinite map.

We also have MoveCraft, SimpleClans, SavageSmelter, CoreProtect (for rollbacks) LWC for chest / door / armor stand locking, Stables for horse management, and XP Deposit. Come on, join us.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Pokenite Pixelmon

Pixelmon

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Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Eternity MC

Crackedserver, Events, Lifestealserver, Missions, Quests, RANK, Survival

What is Eternity MC?Eternity MC is an Asian Minecraft Server.

Why should we join Eternity MC?We should join Eternity MC because of the following features :

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Buildings Constructed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RenateMC

Cpvp, Economy, free, Survival

RenateMC’s existence is to make sure you to have fun. We place our locations instead of Singapore and target players from Philippines. We understand that ping matters, and we place our servers in Philippines to minimise your ping as low as possible, while expanding into locations like India and Homg Kong for more global players.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

www.infinitysilence.1x.de

Creative, PvP, Survival

concept Are you looking for a German Minecraft server that runs stable and smoothly – with a nice community that likes to help each other out? Are you tired of constantly having to move because ugly buildings are being built near you or because griefers are constantly destroying your work? Then you are exactly right with us! -ISG-minecraft-server is a Minecraft server for up to 32 players and, thanks to its well-thought-out and constantly evolving concept, offers the greatest possible protection for your buildings with correspondingly great freedom and selection of blocks. Zone principle on Empire (our main world) By automatically creating resident zones, which can also be connected to entire cities, you enjoy absolute protection of your property. If you need more space, this is of course no problem – a simple ticket for a zone expansion is sufficient. If you later want to build a home in another location, you can create another zone for a certain fee. If you are a fan of large projects, the community project area near the spawn offers you enough space to plan and implement epic projects together with other players. Community projects also have the opportunity to introduce themselves in the town hall at the spawn.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1650
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Heart SMP

Survival

Each 4 LVL u will gain 1 heart U can try u skills and build cool base we have teams plugin too and economy with valut u can even buy flytime using /tf we have claim plugin too u can open chests in someone claims so u can rob players I made that bc i want to play with someone

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Provim 1.20.4 + 1.21 Features – | SURVIVAL | STORY | VALENTINES EVENT NOW

#exciting, Adventure, Adventuremode, best, Claims, Community, Contest, Contests, Dedicated, Discord, Epic, Event, Events, Fun, Gaming, Giveaway, Giveaways, Griefprotection, Hybrid, Hybridserver, Landclaim, Network, Provim, Quests, RPG, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Snapshot, Snapshots, Story, Storymode, Survival, Survivalmode, Survivalserver, Survivalworld

🎮 Playtime Ranks | Grief Protection | Group Chats 🎮

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Live the ultimate adventure on Provim! 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 is a home away from home for gamers looking for the best environment to Survive, Build and play through our epic Story – solo or in a group!

💔[𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘒 𝘖𝘕𝘓𝘠] 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨’𝐬 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 – In the spirit of Valentines Day, Valentio has come to the event isle and brought his carnival with him! This will be accessible starting RIGHT NOW and will continue for one week. Get there with /event.

➡️ 𝐒𝐞𝐦𝐢-𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝐒𝐌𝐏 – 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 5 – The Provim SMP is finely tuned and balanced to maintain a Vanilla-esque game feel. Our custom mechanics are all designed to feel like a natural part of the Minecraft experience and are designed with playtime based ranks – 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐩𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐧!

➡️ 𝐀𝐧 𝐀𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 – 𝟎.𝟐.𝟎 – Hop into 𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘔𝘰𝘥𝘦 and complete our various quests! Our Story mode is a unique, expansive experience that will have you travelling from island to island. Our Story is a fun additional game mode, adding a balanced layer on top of our already amazing SMP.

Join DISCORD for special events, giveaways,and to keep up to date with the community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Emeralds Found:	379
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Wild SMP

smp, Survival, Wildsmp

Bedrock + JavaIP: play.wildsmp.xyzBedrock Port: 25590

Website: www.wildsmp.xyz

MAP: map.wildsmp.xyz

Wild SMP is a new Custom Terrain survival server with lots of features! Don’t worry about griefing on this server as there is a brilliant claiming system. This is the perfect server for you as there are many things to do such as: Meet new friends, create shops and markets, relax and most of all HAVE FUN!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ores Mined:	3084	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchantments Applied:	234

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Epicmcs

No White List Dedicated Server, Land Protection, Hunger Games, Towny, PVP War Zones, Mob Arenas, creative World Edit, Live Map. Gain skills and custom enchanted upgradable weapons and armor as you play with Unique EpicAutoRank and EpicArmor. Custom Epic Plugins designed to enhance playing experience you cannot get anywhere else! Join the greatest Minecraft community in the world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Towns Built:	4	Animals Bred:	80
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mystic SMP

Economy, Survival

The Mystic SMP is a minecraft server for the streamer Pheo_xd on twitch but its much more! We have playershops, economy, crates, ranks and much much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Persival Minecraft [1.20.4]

classic, LATEST, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Persival Minecraft is a pure survival persistent minecraft server. We have a few plugins to help with management of the server and player features. The most notable being:

ItemsHomes/TeleportationLocketteSleep Majority

No mods, no bullshit. Simple rules and small community. Discord is required to play on this service.Join our Discord here!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Panda’s Hexxit 2 SMP

Hexxit2, Survival

Welcome to Panda’s Hexxit 2 SMP

Explore a world like no other in Panda’s Hexxit 2 SMP, the ultimate Minecraft modpack experience hosted on the Panda’s Server Network. Immerse yourself in an adventure that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with the thrilling challenges and excitement of the Hexxit 2 modpack.

Features:

Hexxit 2 Modpack: Dive into a realm of endless possibilities with the Hexxit 2 modpack, featuring a curated selection of mods that enhance every aspect of your gameplay experience. From new weapons and tools to mysterious dungeons and powerful artifacts, there’s always something new to discover.

Survival Mode: Test your skills and resilience in our survival mode, where every decision matters. Gather resources, build shelters, and fend off hostile mobs as you strive to thrive in a world full of challenges.

Conquer Other Realms: Embark on epic quests to conquer bosses from other realms, each with their own unique abilities and challenges. Team up with fellow players or go solo as you face off against formidable foes and claim victory for yourself.

Panda’s Server Network: Join a thriving community of Minecraft enthusiasts on the Panda’s Server Network, where players come together to share their experiences, collaborate on projects, and forge lasting friendships.

Join Us Today:

Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or new to the world of Minecraft modpacks, Panda’s Hexxit 2 SMP offers an immersive and exhilarating gameplay experience for players of all skill levels. Join us today and embark on a journey unlike any other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Level Up Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Level Up Minecraft is a large and popular Minecraft server that caters for all types of players. We ensure that all our players are happy and also make sure our server has minimal to no lag.

We currently have 7 servers set up and running which include: HUB Survival PvP Skyblock Creative Hunger Games

All servers are connected by a cloud, meaning you can easily teleport between servers using a simple command listed on the server – or use the server portal pads in HUB.

You can visit our website at: http://www.levelupmc.com Server IP: mc.levelupmc.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

StroopCraft

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

StroopCraft is a new minecraft server! We have 3 gamemodes: Survival, Parkour and Bedwars. We have multiple custom Parkour and Bedwars maps. Our server is mainly in English, but we also have Dutch support.

Server adress: play.stroopcraft.nl

We hope to see you soon on StroopCraft 😀

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.