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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 7642 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
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