Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

behavior issues, Boundaries, child behavior, child discipline, children, Communication, consequences, discipline, friendship, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, house rules, Minecraft, NoKidsAllowed, parenting, Parenting styles, public behavior, Respect, respect for property, Role Model, Server, setting boundaries, Trauma

Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NoChinNoWinCraft

bride, Budget, Client, double chin, editing, Editing skills, Experience, face, groom, hobby, Honesty, Insecurities, Insecurity, Marriage, NoChinNoWinCraft, photography, photos, PROFESSIONAL, self-taught, Wedding, zit

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Magic Items Found:	3995
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VetHospitalMassacre

9-year-old boy, animal cruelty, Animals, Brazil, children, compassion, crime, Disturbing, Empathy, investigation, Justice, mental health, News, punishment, Shocking.., society, Tragedy, veterinary hospital, VetHospitalMassacre, violence, viral

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3641
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

Afterlife, Alternate Reality, Consciousness, existential questions, Game Mechanics, immersive experience, Life, Life after death., Memories, metaphysical beliefs, new beginning, past lives, philosophical concepts, REBIRTH, Reincarnation, Respawned, second chance, simulation, Soul, Spiritual Journey, starting over, video game

yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	114

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Enchantments Applied:	88	Star Shards Collected:	290

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

Arena, chat games, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, Events, exclusive, Friendly, Game Nights, games, home, hosted lobbies, java, join us, minecraft server, multiplayer, Punnier, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Staff, Survival, Townier, Towny, vail, Vanilla, Village

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Build your own home
PVP other players in arena
Play chat games
Gain exclusive MC items through shop
Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I build my own home on the server?	Yes, you can build your own home.
Are there any PVP options available?	Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
How can I gain exclusive MC items?	You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
Is there a way to become a staff member?	Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	New Chunks Explored:	305842
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

Crafty, cultural cuisine, dining experience, falafel, Favorite Food, food culture, food preferences, Hummus, international cuisine, Israeli cuisine abroad, Israeli food, Israeli salad, Kosher food, local favorites, Mediterranean cuisine, middle eastern cuisine, Minecraft, pita bread, sabich, Server, Shakshuka, tahini

Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4933	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

Board, Digital culture, Fun, internet forum, Joshipedo, Joshipedos, Minecraft, online collaboration, online communication, Online Community, online community building, online community management., online discussion, online engagement, online group, online interaction, online networking, online participation, online platform, online society, reddit, redditors, smp, social media, User-generated content, virtual community

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Void Armor Forged:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SongAddict Minecraft SMP

all-time favorite, beloved track, constant favorite, endless enjoyment, endless replay, eternal tune, favorite song, forever favorite, forever song, Minecraft, music lover, musical comfort, musical obsession., never gets old, never-ending love, perennial favorite, repeat favorite, repeat listening, smp, song obsession, SongAddict, timeless classic, timeless music

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

Backlash, CHANGE, culture, Disliked, Evolution, fads, Favorite, Forgotten, hate, HateCraft, History, love, Loves.., Nostalgia, Opinions, past, Perception, Popular, Preferences, PRESENT, Server, society, Traditions, trends

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Farms Harvested:	383
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

business development, Crafty, demographic change, economic growth, economic impact, Entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship increase, High-skilled immigration, immigrant entrepreneurs, Immigrants, innovation, job creation, long-term effects, metropolitan area, regional development, regional entrepreneurship, Skilled, skilled labor, skilled workers, startup ecosystem, talent acquisition, US study, workforce diversity

yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Bot testing

Bot Developers, Bot testing, Bots, Creative, Daily, Duels, KitPvP, Minecraft, Server, smp, Superflat, Survival, Testing

This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

Alien, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, illustrated guide, Invaders General, Invasion, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Friends, PixelLink, prima, Remilia Nephys, Reverie Extended, Server, tcgia, Thread Template, tsunderia, twitter widgets, V4Mirai, Yubicraft

Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

What the Heck Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, doubt, Enigmatic, heck, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, odd, outlandish, peculiar, perplexing, Questioning, real, skepticism, smp, strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, uncertainty, UNUSUAL, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	969447	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

adolescence, age appropriate, aita, Boundaries, BrotherlyCraft, Communication, consent, Decision making, Edition, education, explicit language, family dynamics, noob, parenting, Pregnancy, real world education, RESPONSIBILITY, sex education, sibling relationships, STDs, taboo subjects, Understanding, young adult

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5136	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26