LardCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re bringing back the /lard/ edition, where pigs reign supreme and bacon is currency. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers are dropping the sickest beats. You’ll be mining diamonds to the rhythm of their explosions.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

3. Our server anthem is so fire, it will make you want to dance like a villager on speed. Check it out here: [link to random video of cats dancing]

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, you didn’t hear about us from PC Gamer. They just can’t handle our level of insanity.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty AF: Share your filters on our lit Minecraft server! #FilterGoals #BuildSquad #CraftyCrew

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where robots from the future are running wild and causing mayhem! Ever wondered what filters other robots have in the year of the lord 2005+19? Well, wonder no more because on our server, you’ll have the chance to interact with all sorts of funky futuristic robots with filters that will blow your mind!

Join us for epic robot battles, where you can pit your trusty Minecraft skills against advanced AI from the future. Will you come out victorious, or will you be defeated by a robot with a filter so advanced it makes your head spin?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground labs where you can experiment with time travel and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in these mysterious labs?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and witness the insanity for yourself! Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking for a wild ride, this server is guaranteed to provide hours of entertainment and wacky fun. Join us now and get ready to discover what filters other robots have in the year of the lord 2005+19!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchantments Applied:	200
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Void Armor Forged:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyTransGamer: Dysphoria-free Minecraft fun with a side of sass! #TransGirlGamer #NoDysphoriaAllowed

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Hey gamers, are you bored of the same old Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up and get your dose of chaos and laughter? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where we embrace the absurd and take trolling to a whole new level. Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Come chill with us and unleash your inner troll!

We have crazy events like “Dysphoria Day” where players can roleplay as different genders and troll each other in the most outrageous ways possible. It’s a wild and wacky experience you won’t find anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue. Just remember, leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BlockMeme420: ‘/int/bros you were right’ – Join the hottest Minecraft server for the dankest memers out there!

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Are you tired of long distance relationships not working out? Well fear not, because on our server, YOU JUST KNOW meme is REAL! Join us and find your true love from across the world, just like the memes promised. Plus, our server is known for having a high population of Japanese women who are said to be superior in every way. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server to help you find your soulmate? Join now and start swiping right on blocks instead of profiles!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Potions Brewed:	93	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VTuberCraft: The Legendary Rrat Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want adventure, excitement, and a little touch of insanity in your gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your wildest dreams (and nightmares)! Join us and witness the greatest vtuber rrat ever concocted – trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!

Join us for epic battles against giant virtual YouTubers, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted vtuber idol, and even participate in wacky game shows hosted by Minecraft chickens! But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart – rumors say that if you make a wrong turn, you might end up in a dimension where everything is made out of chocolate cake (delicious, but not very practical for survival).

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into – one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored again!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LOLcraft: Terry’s myan BOGART server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, get ready to have your mind blown (or melted, depending on what you’re smoking) on our server!

Join us for the dankest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is so lit, you’ll think you’re in the nether! And speaking of the nether, we have a special “Pass the BONG” event where players compete to see who can get the highest in-game while navigating through a maze of lava and pigmen. It’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – our server also has a custom plugin that turns all the animals into stoned versions of themselves. That’s right, you’ll be walking around with a herd of high cows and trippy chickens following you everywhere you go. It’s like a psychedelic farm party!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll (literally, if you find some rolling papers in-game). Just remember to pass the BONG and enjoy the ride!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
New Chunks Explored:	75309	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DustCraft: Where Things Are Always Settled…Until a Creeper Shows Up LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server in all of Minecraft!

Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the sirs who did it all! Why did they do it, you ask? Well, let us tell you a tale of sirs who were so crazy, they built a giant statue of a potato and held a dance party on top of it! And that’s just the beginning of their outrageous adventures.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil unicorns, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire! We promise you’ll never be bored on our server, because the sirs who did it all will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics.

So come on down and join our Minecraft server for the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous gaming experience of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of why the sirs did it all in the first place.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1590
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Emeralds Found:	6825	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

IncelCraft- Ruling the digital world one block at a time! #Blessed #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most savage drama is nothing compared to the chaos that awaits you in the virtual world!

Join us if you want to experience a world where you can create your own insane stories, like orchestrating a scandalous love triangle involving a mentally ill fat goth girl and a 5’4 gnome she settled for. Will you choose to make her cheat with you and send the video to her unsuspecting fiance right after they get married, or will you break her heart by dumping her for someone better, claiming you never loved her and were just horny and desperate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyCharmless Medaka: Server of LOLs! 129-130

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Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where drama and romance unfold in the pixelated world! Join us as we follow the epic love triangle between Asahi, Medaka, and Tomo. Will Asahi finally confess his feelings while giving Medaka chocolates? Will Tomo and Asahi’s friendship survive the love confession? And let’s not forget about Mona, who is probably off building a secret love shrine for her favorite player! Join us for all the wacky and wild adventures on our server – you never know what crazy antics will happen next!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Dragons Tamed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

OliviaRodrigoCraft: Serving up ‘Sour’ vibes since 20xx. Join the goon thread for Minecraft madness!

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Are you ready to enter a world where Olivia Rodrigo rules with an iron fist and all her goons are ready to wreak havoc? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to be part of the brattiest Disney star’s entourage!

Venture through our pixelated world and discover hidden treasures guarded by Olivia’s most loyal minions. But beware, for the pop star herself may lurk around the corner, ready to challenge you to a build battle or a dance-off.

Join now for a chance to prove your allegiance to the one and only Olivia Rodrigo and become a certified goon in her epic thread of mischief and mayhem! Hurry, before the paparazzi catch wind of our shenanigans and try to crash the party!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CreeperCraze: Where degrees don’t matter, just mad Minecraft skills! #CreeperNation

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Are you tired of your boring old life where a degree is all that matters? Well, join our wacky Minecraft server where we couldn’t care less about your educational background! In fact, we’ll give you extra points if you flunked out of school or never even went in the first place!

On our server, we have a special event where the cows have learned how to breakdance and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. And don’t even get us started on the killer rabbits that have formed a gang and demand tribute in the form of diamond carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Patrick, the Pantless Enderman” who roams the lands in search of fashionable pants to wear. Join us and help him find the perfect pair of trousers to complete his look.

So why waste your time with degrees and boring real life responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is how many laughs you can have in a day!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ParappaLammyCraft – The Ultimate Jammin’ Minecraft Experience!

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Are you tired of trying to play Parappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy on outdated consoles? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate gaming experience!

Picture this: You’re navigating through the virtual world, grooving to the funky beats of Parappa the Rapper and shredding on the guitar in Um Jammer Lammy. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of using controllers, you have to mine blocks and build instruments to keep the rhythm going. It’s like DDR meets Minecraft meets a rock concert all in one!

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it actually transports you into the games themselves. You’ll feel like you’re rapping with Parappa or jamming out with Lammy in real life. Plus, the graphics are so high-quality that you’ll swear you’re playing on a PS5.

So why waste your time and money buying a new console when you can join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Parappa/Um Jammer Lammy experience? Trust us, it’ll rock your world in ways you never imagined. Join now and get ready to game like never before!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	New Chunks Explored:	492910
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Netcrafts: Social Safety Server – Where we’ve got your back and all the LOLs!

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Are you tired of falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Join our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual social safety net to catch you when you fall (literally). Our friendly community of players will help you navigate the dangers of the blocky world and even offer emotional support when creepers blow up your beautiful creations. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples grant wishes, like turning all mobs into adorable kittens or giving you diamond armor made of bubblegum. So come join us and experience the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MincraftKweenz – The Ultimate Domination Server #YASSS

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Welcome to THE STRONGEST Edition of our Minecraft server! This server is like a fantasy turn-based war game created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher (because who wouldn’t trust a teacher with their Minecraft experience?). With over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items, this server is basically an autist’s wet dream!

Join us for the most simplistic graphics you’ve ever seen, but don’t worry, it’s easily moddable (because who doesn’t love a good mod?). Turn are resolved simultaneously, so get ready to plan battles like a strategic mastermind!

Check out our outdated pastebin for extra laughs, join our Steam group where anything goes, and dive into the multiplayer guide for some chaotic fun. And if you need a break from the madness, why not try the Llamaserver for a change of pace?

But that’s not all! We have fan art, balance mods, and even a Pretender calculator to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, the Pantokrator from last time is still ruling the server – will you be the one to take them down? Join now and find out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4682	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CreepCraft: Blocky Adventures with Fembots – No Stalking Allowed on this Server! #MinecraftMadness #GirlPower

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Are you tired of being stalked at your job? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is filled with fembots ready to fend off any sus strangers following you home. With the power of pixelated armor and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have to worry about creepy dudes again. Join us and let’s show those stalkers who’s boss in the world of 1s and 0s!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Cactus Co.

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that never seem to go anywhere? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, the plot is always progressing! One minute you could be building a magnificent castle, and the next you could be fighting off a horde of zombie villagers in a quest to save Princess Kamiki! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – join now and be a part of the story!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.