so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 177
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

    Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

    But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

    Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Buildings Constructed: 18
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Villages Defended: 19 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

    Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General
    Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 New Chunks Explored: 850123
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Ores Mined: 6456
    Alien Abductions: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Magical Moments Shared: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • DoubleDineDrama

    DoubleDineDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

    Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

    But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Falling into the Void: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QuoteCraft SMP

    QuoteCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Dimension Hops: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Enchantments Applied: 278
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftyRegretz

    CraftyRegretz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

    So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 299 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • GroundZero

    GroundZero

    About GroundZero Survive the Horde – Step into an intense modded Minecraft Zombie Apocalypse where every night becomes more dangerous. Fight hordes of unique zombies and discover hidden loot rooms full of rare items. Explore abandoned cities and find secret traders offering exclusive weapons and equipment. Airdrops appear regularly with valuable loot, but beware: others are also preying on them. Build your base, gather resources and work together to survive. Are you ready to brave the endless night and unravel the secrets of this devastated world?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 109
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Empires MC

    Empires MC

    Join Empires MC, the ultimate Towny server! Experience epic piñata parties, build empires, and enjoy endless fun with friends. Adventure, community events, and much more await you!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Animals Bred: 191 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

    Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays
    IP Address play.broomstix.net
    Default Ports N/A
    Discord Server https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
    Online In-game Map https://map.broomstix.net/

    Features:

    • Running on latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
    • Bedrock and Java cross-play
    • Hard difficulty
    • Custom enchantments
    • Teleport mobs with lead
    • Free fly on Sundays
    • ProtectionStones for land claiming
    • Bartering economy system
    • No griefing
    • Main PvP arena with keep inventory
    • Random teleportation in overworld
    • In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
    • Minecraft-Discord integration
    • Responsive staff
    • Voting ranks and rewards
    • Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

    Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

    Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

    Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

    Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

    Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Falling into the Void: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Evil Villain Minecraft Server

    Evil Villain Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

    ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

    DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

    Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

    Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

    Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 226 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BabyBumpBucks

    BabyBumpBucks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

    Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CelebrityScape SMP

    CelebrityScape SMP
    Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

    MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

    Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Dimension Hops: 15
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

    DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt
    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7433 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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