LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Amelia Watson’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of boring Twitch thots who can’t sing, aren’t funny, and have never had an original thought in their life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We don’t tolerate cunty personalities or weirdly salty behavior. Plus, we have a strict policy against cancelling whole projects over one comment. Join us and escape the Amelia Watsons of the world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KeylessCraft: Roomie Drama

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Are you tired of unwanted boyfriends getting keys to your apartment? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, only the most deserving players get keys to the kingdom! Just like this player’s roommate’s boyfriend, you’ll have to prove yourself worthy of access to our epic world.

Join us and experience the thrill of earning your key through epic quests and challenges. Just like this player, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to gain entry to our exclusive server. Will you be able to convince the admins that you deserve a key, or will you be left out in the cold like this poor boyfriend?

Don’t be the asshole who just gives out keys willy-nilly – join our server and earn your place in the kingdom! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be telling crazy stories about how you fought off a horde of creepers just to get your hands on that coveted key. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to key-dom!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

18andCrafty SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles? That’s right, our llamas are the true masters of this land and they demand your allegiance. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of insanity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyTimeMachine

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about giving advice to your younger self again because you’ll be too busy having the time of your life! Our server is so epic, it’s like going back in time to a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears and starts throwing emeralds at you. You ride off into the sunset on a giant chicken, battling evil creepers with your trusty pickaxe. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a talking llama shows up and challenges you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time giving advice to your younger self when you could be living out wild and wacky Minecraft adventures on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TalibanCraft: No Discrimination Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban who banned women from public spaces say no one faces discrimination, like wut????? it’s like a crazy alternate universe where everyone is equal and no one gets discriminated against, except maybe creepers cuz they always be blowing stuff up. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja villagers ready to take them down. join now for a wild ride through this wacky world where anything is possible, even peace between zombies and skeletons. trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and adventure??? not us, that’s for sure. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, like that time we tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a giant chicken. good times, good times.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Submarine Shenanigans

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come join our minecraft server where we have submarines that can sink but also fly like birds! yea, you heard that right, our submarines are next level sh*t. the chinese government tried to cover it up but we got the inside scoop. join now to witness the epic battle between flying submarines and giant squids. trust me, you don’t want to miss this craziness. oh, and did i mention we have talking dolphins as our moderators? yea, it’s that kind of party. so what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

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come join our minecraft server where the only thing buzzing more than the mosquitoes in south florida after hurricane irma is the excitement you’ll feel playing here! we’ve got 7.3 and 8 times more fun than any other server, just like the increase in mosquito populations after the storm.

build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.

join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineTube Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VNs Minecraft SMP: Very Nice Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MomVsGrandServer – Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, family, favoritism, Grandparents, Grief, Loss, loyalty, Minecraft, MomVsGrandServer, perspective, punishment, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Shaming, Siblings, stepfamily, Support, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us if you want to escape from real-life family feuds and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixelated chicken.

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to rebel against their mom’s strict rules and overbearing punishments. Who needs phones and deleted contacts when you can join us and build epic structures with your fellow players?

Just like in the real world, our server is full of twists and turns. Will you choose to stand by your half siblings and defy your dad’s side of the family, or will you rebel against your mom’s wishes and reconnect with your estranged relatives? The choice is yours, and the consequences are as wild as a creeper explosion.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where family drama is just a thing of the past. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join us now and let’s create some blocky chaos together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FoodTossinParentLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your mom feeding your kids junk food. We promise there will be no Happy Meals here, only happy players building and exploring in a virtual world.

Escape the chaos of your family dynamics and join us for a fun and relaxing Minecraft experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and say goodbye to the fast food drama!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	88	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DumbBeliefz Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we convinced someone that creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is full of hilarious shenanigans and crazy stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see what other ridiculous myths we can come up with next!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	New Chunks Explored:	43428
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Void Gems Collected:	31	Star Shards Collected:	276
Buildings Constructed:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineCraftyLaughs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds! We’ve got more jokes than a clown convention and more pranks than a mischievous Enderman.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so hilarious, even the chickens are cracking up! And don’t even get us started on the pigs… let’s just say they’ve got some wild stand-up routines.

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you could be rolling on the floor laughing with us? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s funnier than a creeper trying to tell a knock-knock joke!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SubmarineCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where China’s newest nuclear submarine sank? Yeah, you heard me right! And guess what? It’s all part of the crazy fun on this server! Join now to witness the wildest military modernization mishaps in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you explore the depths of the ocean where the submarine sank, but you can also build your own nuclear-powered base to defend against any unexpected sinkings. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on this server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos and hilarity of this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia!

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so like, imagine if Hungary was like a Minecraft server, right? and like, Russia was trying to take over and stuff. but then Orbán’s top aide was all like, “nah, we ain’t givin’ in to Russia, we gonna fight ’em off like a boss!”

so yeah, this server is like the ultimate battleground, where you gotta defend your land from evil forces and stuff. but don’t worry, ’cause we got epic weapons and armor to help you out. plus, there’s like secret underground tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere.

also, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the game, you’ll unlock a special power that lets you turn into a dragon and fly around the map breathing fire on your enemies. how cool is that?!

so come join our server and be a part of the epic battle against Russia. Orbán’s top aide believes in you, and so do we! let’s show those bad guys who’s boss in this crazy Minecraft world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Towns Built:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Servers 2024

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

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Updated September 30, 2024

Amelia Watson’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Updated September 30, 2024

KeylessCraft: Roomie Drama

Updated September 30, 2024

CraftyTimeMachine

Updated September 30, 2024

Submarine Shenanigans

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Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

Updated September 30, 2024

MineTube Minecraft Server

Updated September 30, 2024

VNs Minecraft SMP: Very Nice Server

Updated September 30, 2024

MomVsGrandServer – Minecraft Server

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FoodTossinParentLOL

Updated September 30, 2024

DumbBeliefz Minecraft SMP

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MineCraftyLaughs

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SubmarineCraft Minecraft Server

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OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia!

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