Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

anniversary, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, mastermind, Minecraft, Minecraftsmp, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Third-Party Tools, Trailer, uraku misugiri, Version 5.1, Web Event, Wiki, Xilonen

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the “Birthday Bash Bonanza” where we celebrate birthdays in style. You won’t believe the crazy builds and pranks we pull off during these parties.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear galore. It’s like finding a hidden treasure chest in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a villager on a bender. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

StepmomSquadCraft

acceptance, adjustment, Bonding, Communication, Conflict, family dynamic, family dynamics, family traditions, feeling left out, game night, Guilt, hurt feelings, Loss, new family setup, parent’s remarriage, relationships, remarriage, stepmom, StepmomSquadCraft, stepsiblings

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own family? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the awkward family game nights and step-sibling drama! Our server is the perfect place to build your own family dynamic, where you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about feeling guilty for not being more welcoming to your stepmom and step-siblings – on our server, you can be as welcoming or unwelcoming as you want! Create your own traditions, build your own castle, and never have to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings with a misplaced comment again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the family drama behind and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Who needs real family when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

UkrainianTankBusters

aerial attacks, Armed Forces, Bombing, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, forbes, Geopolitics, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, Night Drones, russian tanks, Surveillance, UAVs, Ukraine, UkrainianTankBusters, War Tactics, war technology, WARFARE

lol this server is so lit, even Ukraine’s night drones are bombing moving Russian tanks now! join us and experience the ultimate chaos and destruction in Minecraft! our players are so skilled, they can take down tanks with just a pickaxe and some TNT. who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in this war-torn world. trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Halo Public

343 industries, aliens, Anarchy, Arbiter, bungie, Campaign, Cortana, Covenant, energy sword, fps, grunt, master chief, multiplayer, ODST, PvP, Sci Fi, Shooter, spartan, Survival, UNSC, warzone, Xbox

Halo is a high-quality Minecraft Survival SMP featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

JAVA IP: halosmp.my-mc.xyz

1.20 -> Latest supported!

» Halo Plugin! » Survival SMP!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HexArchon: Where Minecraft is just like Ikea – everything is custom! Join for the chaos and endless possibilities!

Abilities, Bosses, Challenges, Chaos, Community, CONTENT, creativity, Custom, Customization, Enchants, Endless, Exploration, gameplay, HexArchon, ikea, Join, Mechanics, Minecraft, mmo, Possibilities, Progression, PvE, RPG, Skills, smp, Unique, Updates, VALUES, Variety

Overview
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a server trailer available?	Server Trailer
Is there a Discord server for HexArchon?	Discord Server
Where can I find more information about the server?	Wiki
What are the different gameplay mechanics available on HexArchon?	Custom Mobs, Custom Items, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
What are the server’s technical specifications?	CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X, RAM: 64GB, Storage: 2TB NVME SSD, Hosted on US East Coast
Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock (Port 19132), but it comes with technical limitations.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Citizens Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Avatar, character creation, Citizens, Crafty, cultural diversity, Customization, Detailed, Diverse, Experience, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, Minecraft, MODERN, North America, Personalization, Realistic, role playing, Server, simulation, south america, video games, virtual world

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t create realistic modern Americans? Look no further, because on our server, you can create the most lifelike American characters from both continents!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build skyscrapers, drive fancy cars, and even attend virtual American football games. But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of llama-riding cowboys who are on a mission to save the world from evil zombie invaders.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful world of modern Americans in Minecraft!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Is SMP still Minecraft popular?

Chat Rooms, coding, Communication, Community Building, digital communication, internet relay chat, irc, Messaging, Minecraft, networking, online communities, open source, Popular, programming, project development, Protocol, real-time chat, Server development., smp, Software Development, software engineering, Tech Trends, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have our very own IRC server! That’s right, you can chat with your fellow players in real-time while you’re mining for diamonds or battling mobs. Who needs Discord when you have old-school IRC?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyCarats: Real or Fake, You Decide!

14K gold, 925 sterling silver, aita, Birthday, Bracelet, chain, cheap jewelry, Costco, CraftyCarats, DECIDE, expensive, Fake, fake jewelry, gift, husband, Jaxxon, luxurious, luxury, MONEY, Online Shop, real, real gold, RETURN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like buying your husband cheap jewelry! Join us for a world filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the gold you could ever dream of – no fake stuff here, only the real deal!

Imagine a world where you can mine for gold without worrying about your spouse’s high standards. Our server is filled with treasures beyond your wildest imagination, and no one will judge you for gifting your loved ones with luxurious items from JAXXON – even if it’s not real gold!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs Costco when you have a whole virtual world of riches waiting for you? Don’t let anyone bring you down for your choice in jewelry – on this server, you’re free to be as fabulous as you want!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CelebCraftStoryTime

Actor, actress, CelebCraftStoryTime, Celebrity, Choice, dream, FAMOUS, FANTASY, iconic, ideal, imagination, influence, inspiration, legend, Life, narration, Preference, Role Model, Story, VOICE, wish

Imagine having Danny DeVito narrate the epic tale of your Minecraft adventures on our server! Picture him describing your daring battles with creepers, your epic builds, and your hilarious mishaps in his signature raspy voice. Join our server for a chance to have your Minecraft journey narrated by the one and only Danny DeVito! Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss out on!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MysticBlocks

Adventure, base building, Community, Cooperative, creativity, Economy, Events, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Land Protection, minecraft server, Mining, MysticBlocks, PvE, Resources, Safe, skill levels, Staff Team, Survival, teamwork

MysticBlocks is a community-focused PvE Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and thrive in a friendly, cooperative environment. Our server fosters teamwork, creativity, and adventure, with a welcoming atmosphere for players of all skill levels. With custom events, land protection, and a dedicated staff team, MysticBlocks offers a safe and fun experience for everyone. Whether you’re mining for resources, building your dream base, or making new friends, you’ll find your place in the ever-growing world of MysticBlocks! Join us today and become part of our amazing community!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

2TMC: Where 21+ adults play like Hermitcraft but with more Java, datapacks, and less vanilla!

21, 2TMC, Active, Additional mods, Adults, afk messages, Anti Enderman Grief, Armored Elytra, Better Item Frames, blackstone cobblestone, Blaze And Caves Advancements Pack, charcoal to black dye, coal to black dye, Community, confetti creepers, coordinates hud, craftable bundles rabbit hide, craftable coral blocks, craftable gravel, craftable notch apples, Custom Nether Portals, Datapacks, Discord voice channels, Double Shulker Shells, Friendly, hermitcraft, java, NA server, Play, smp, Terrain generation mods, Vanilla, Welcoming, YouTuber friendly

2TMC Minecraft Server Overview

Data Packs

Data Pack
anti enderman grief

Fabric Mods

Fabric Mod
armor poser

Required Fabric Mods

Fabric Mod
armor poser

Server Rules

Be Respectful

Joining the Server

If you are interested in joining please fill out this application

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Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP

achievement, affirmation, Bond, Communication, Confidence, DAUGHTER, empowerment, encouragement, family, inspiration, love, Minecraft, motivation, parent child, positivity, pride, relationships, self esteem, smp, success, Support, winning

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one asks if you’re winning, daughter? Well, look no further because our server is the only place where you’ll hear that question on the daily! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will always have your back, daughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where winning is the only option!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PixelPanic: Human Horrors

chilling, Creation, creepy, dark side, Disturbing, Evil, fear, HORRIFYING, Horror, Horrors, Human, Human nature, humans, Macabre, Monstrous, monstrous behavior, PixelPanic, Scary, Sinister, spine-chilling, Terror, Twisted, unnerving

Are you ready to unleash your inner mad scientist in Minecraft? Join our server and show off your twisted creations that will make even Herobrine shiver in fear! From giant zombie pigmen statues to haunted mansions filled with traps, there’s no limit to the terrifying builds you can create. Join now and let your creativity run wild…or should we say, run SCARY! 🧟‍♂️👻🔥

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10