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The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP

Ability, anxiety, Awareness, comparison, Count, Destroying, Follower, follower count, Insecurity, loved, mental health, Minecraft, Popularity, PRESSURE, pressure to perform, Problems, Rising, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, smp, social media, social validation, validation, WORTH..

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pressure is on to gain followers and become the ultimate influencer in the virtual world! But beware, the stakes are high and the drama is even higher.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly checking your follower count and feeling the rush of validation with each new like. But be warned, the competition is fierce and friendships will be tested as you strive to become the most popular player on the server.

Don’t let the pressure get to you though, because at the end of the day, is it really worth sacrificing your ability to feel loved just for a few virtual likes? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	2163	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!

Apology, Argument, Bed.., Boyfriend, comfort, Communication, compromise, Conflict, custody, Daddys, DAUGHTER, emotions, Hormonal, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sleeping arrangements, sleeping on sofa, sleepover, Support, Wars, weekend visits

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep on a crappy sofa like in real life! Join us and escape the drama of hormonal tears and bedtime battles.

On our server, you can build your dream bed and sleep peacefully without any six-year-olds hogging the covers. No more late-night crying sessions over sleeping arrangements, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun.

Join now and say goodbye to awkward sleeping situations and hello to a world where you can finally get some rest. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server? Don’t miss out on this epic escape from reality!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TrendyCrafts

baffling trends, bizarre styles, confusing styles, eccentric styles, fashion trends, odd trends, out-of-the-box styles, outlandish trends, peculiar trends, perplexing fashion, questionable fashion, quirky fashion, strange fashion, TrendyCrafts, unconventional styles, unexplainable fashion, unusual trends, weird trends

Are you tired of seeing players on other servers wearing the same old boring armor sets and skins? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous and mind-boggling fashion trends that will leave you scratching your head in confusion! From diamond-studded leather pants to rainbow-colored creeper hoodies, we’ve got it all! Join us and show off your unique sense of style that will make all the other players green with envy!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of fashion-obsessed llamas who will stop at nothing to make sure every player looks fabulous at all times. They roam the land in search of the latest trends and will even trade rare items for the most fashionable accessories. So if you want to impress these stylish llamas and become the fashion icon of the server, join us now!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most stylish and wacky Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big fashion craze that will take the gaming world by storm! So put on your craziest outfit and join us today for a fashion-forward adventure like no other!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	393617	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

IsraelStrikesIranLOL

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! we got a secret underground base where we plan our epic raids on other servers, just like Israel plannin’ their strike on Iran! join us and be part of the action, cause who needs real life drama when you got virtual drama in minecraft, amirite? so come on over and let’s blow stuff up together, just like Israel!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Nano Climate Craft

#sustainability, advanced materials, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, clean technology, climate, climate crisis, Craft, Environment, environmental impact, future technologies, global warming, green energy, innovation, mitigation strategies, Nano, nanotechnology, Nature Nanotechnology, renewable energy, research, Science, SOLUTIONS, Technology

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server ain’t your average blocky world, oh no. We got nanotechnology solutions up in here for the climate crisis!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild nano-bot appears and starts planting trees faster than you can say “creeper”. Our server is so advanced, we got trees growing faster than you can say “diamonds”.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so eco-friendly, even the creepers are recycling their TNT. That’s right, they blow up, but then they pick up their mess and put it in the recycling bin. It’s a beautiful sight to see.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Help save the environment one block at a time, all while having a blast with your fellow Minecrafters. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, nanotechnology style!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	270

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftopiaSMP

Adventure, Community, CraftopiaSMP, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Explore, Gaming, Minecraft, Newcomer, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Veteran, vibrant

We’re thrilled to have you join the vibrant and dynamic world of Craftopia SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer eager to explore, there’s a place for you in our community.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Vice Versa | Semi-Vanilla | 1.10 – 1.21.1 Minecraft server

administration, Airdrop, Antispam, bedrock, Cases, classic, Economy, interface, Ip:, Jobs, Minecraft, Npcs, PORT, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shop, Spawn, Starter Kit, Store, Survival, Version, voice chat, Voting

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

We are working on version 1.21 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

Server Features:

• the ability to play both from a phone and a PC

• tuned economy

• cases

• airdrop (in development)

• voting for a wipe

• beautiful and multifunctional spawn

• high-quality server setup

• NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

• block and resource store

• responsive administration

• voice chat

• without gms, admins and lags

Compatible Bedrock versions: 1.20.80, 1.20.81, 1.21.0, 1.21.1, 1.21.2, 1.21.3, 1.21.20, 1.21.21

For Bedrock players, we recommend setting the “classic” interface view in the settings

For Bedrock: IP: 185.9.145.216 port: 25963

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	64
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Queen’s Minecraft Server Palace

bullying behavior, Emotional Abuse, female bullying, gender differences, gender inequality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, interpersonal relationships, male bullying, mental health, Minecraft, Palace, peer pressure, power dynamics, psychological impact, QUEENS, relational aggression, Server, social aggression, social dynamics, social hierarchy, social justice, toxic behavior, victim blaming

Are you tired of getting bullied by guys on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, female bullying reigns supreme! That’s right, forget about those pesky male bullies, here you’ll be dealing with some next-level mean girls who will stop at nothing to make your virtual life a living nightmare. But hey, who needs recourse when you can join in on the fun and become the queen bee of the server? So come on, join us and experience the thrill of being bullied by the fiercest females in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

/ Rus / Minecraft SMP /

1000-7, dead inside, Edition, Minecraft, rus, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than 1000-7 dead inside edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. That’s right, a CHICKEN riding a PIG! And that’s not even the craziest thing you’ll see on our server. We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks, players who ride around on flying llamas, and players who communicate solely through interpretive dance.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to ride a creeper into battle? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Why not! The possibilities are endless on 1000-7 dead inside edition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful with that TNT statue).

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

StepCamp FunLand

bio kids, blended family, camping reservation, custody agreement, emergency situations, family bonding, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family time, family unity, family vacation, FUNLAND, one-on-one time, parental responsibilities, parenting conflicts, step children, step kids, StepCamp, vacation planning, vacation reservations, weekend plans

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of blended families and camping vacations gone wrong.

Picture this: you’re all set for a relaxing weekend with your bio kids, ready to build the ultimate virtual castle together. But suddenly, your step kids’ mother drops a bombshell and now you’re stuck with extra players in the game. Will you choose to include them in your adventures, or will you stand your ground and keep the reservation for yourself?

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Who needs reality TV when you can experience the drama firsthand in the world of Minecraft? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Phone-a-FriendCraft

Communication, Conversations, Curious, curious minds, curious questions, customer service, Driving, inquisitive, job duties, job responsibilities, multitasking, on the phone, Passengers, phone calls, PhoneaFriendCraft, PROFESSIONAL, ride sharing, Technology, Transportation, Uber Drivers, work habits

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of Uber drivers who are always on the phone with mysterious clients while they drive you around in their virtual cars.

Join our server for the chance to hop in a Minecraft Uber and go on wild adventures with drivers who have secret connections to the underworld. Who knows, you might even uncover a diamond smuggling operation or get caught up in a high-speed chase with the Minecraft police.

So, if you’re ready for a ride like no other, buckle up and join our server today. Just don’t ask the drivers who they’re talking to on the phone – it’s better if you don’t know.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

THAADyCraft: Missile Defense Mayhem

Allies, American soldiers, cooperation, Defense, deployment, foreign policy, global defense., international relations, Israel, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, Missile, missile defense, News, Report, SECURITY, Technology, THAAD missile defense system, THAADyCraft, united states, Updates

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got american soldiers operating THAAD missile defense systems in israel!!! u can build ur own missile defense system and protect ur precious blocks from any potential threats!!! plus, u might even get to ride a missile like a rollercoaster and launch urself into the sky for a crazy adventure!!! come join the madness and see if u got what it takes to survive in this wild world of blocky chaos!!!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Kid Parent Grandpa Server

Childhood, childhood experiences, children’s entertainment, family, family activities, family bonding, family time, family traditions, generations, GRANDPA, grandparenting, grandparenting advice, Kid, kids entertainment, kids videos, Memories, multi-generational, Nostalgia, Parent, parenting, parenting tips, Server, video watching, watching videos

OMG JOIN DIS SERVER AND U WILL WATCH KID VIDEOS LIKE 1000000 TIMES BECAUSE WE HAVE A SECRET ROOM FILLED WITH ONLY KID VIDEOS AND U HAVE TO WATCH THEM TO ESCAPE HAHAHAHAHAHA. ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT AND IF U CAN RIDE IT FOR 10 SECONDS U GET A DIAMOND SWORD. PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A TALKING LLAMA WHO WILL GIVE U FREE DIAMONDS IF U TELL HIM A JOKE HE HAS NEVER HEARD BEFORE. SO COME JOIN AND WATCH KID VIDEOS FOREVER HAHAHAHAHA.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pickaxe

LifeSteal, Minecraft Gamemodes Lifesteal Survival Skyblock Prison Pet Simulator Farm Simulator Community Events Zero Lag Staff Multiplayer MiniGames Creative Faction Economy PvP Adventure Roleplay, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Pickaxe Network [1.20] – We offer a wide range of gamemodes including, Lifesteal, Survival, Skyblock, Prison, Pet Simulator, Farm Simulator, and MUCH MORE. Join today to experience your #1 Minecraft Server experience, with a friendly and welcoming community for all. EVENTS ZERO LAG DEDICATED STAFF

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Potions Brewed:	136
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

shine

Adventure, Balanced Fun, Create, Discord, Fabric, farmers delight, Guns, improved mobs, luminar, Max 10 Players, Minecraft, Mini Games, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Player Claims, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Unique, Vanilla

Welcome to Luminar – a high-quality, modded Minecraft server on Fabric 1.20.1! Dive into a fun survival experience enhanced with exciting mods like Create, Farmer’s Delight, Improved Mobs, and a guns mod to spice up the gameplay. With player claims, a 2.5k x 2.5k world border, and a focus on balanced fun, Luminar offers a unique multiplayer experience.

Max players: 10 (for now). This server is a dream come true, and now it’s becoming a reality! Interested? Join our Discord https://discord.gg/A8mNba5c for more info and to be part of the adventure!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1