Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7860	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crops Grown:	5312	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FreebieCraft

bargain hunting, discount shopping, dream shopping, endless shopping, Exclusive shopping, free for all, Free shopping, FreebieCraft, limited time offer, luxury shopping, once in a lifetime opportunity, Retail paradise, retail therapy, Shop till you drop, Shopping bonanza, Shopping extravaganza, Shopping fantasy., shopping spree, Splurging spree, ultimate shopping experience, Unlimited shopping

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

China, cross-strait relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, international relations, ISLAND, military drills, military escalation, military maneuvers, Minecraft, political tension, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic posturing, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9774
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, civilians, combat zone, Conflict, Crisis, Evacuations, forced, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international community, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Oppression, palestine, political conflict, resistance, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

OnlyNations

AGES, Economy, Events, Factions, Immersive, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, OnlyNations, Roleplay, Server, storytelling, Survival, Towny, Wars, Worldbuilding

OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.21, 1.8, 127 лвл, administrators, Anarchy, assistants, Bedwars, Buildings, Cheats, Clans, classic, DISCOUNTS, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, MineBars, Minecraft, Minigames, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Prices, Prison, Private, Promotional Codes, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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Top server for top players – MineBars!

★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	80
Animals Bred:	118	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, beautiful wife, chimera ants, Dark Continent Expedition, FANTASY, future king, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, leorio, Manga, Minecraft, Nen abilities, phantom troupe, Server, Yorknew City arc

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

2099, Ancient, common, Demon King, FANTASY, futuristic, humans, Magic, magic and technology, Maou, Medieval, Minecraft, MODERN, Monsters, Peace, rare example, smp, Story, technological world, Technology, thousand years, world

Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

Allergies, Boundaries, ceremony, comfort, compromise, dog, family, fear, fur baby, guests, love, Minecraft, pet-free, reception, rules, selfish, Server, sister, standing my ground, Support, Wedding, wedding gift, WeddingWoof

Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7939	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockCraftExCoworker

BlockCraftExCoworker, Blocking, bullying, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, dry humor, early starters, ex-coworker, fast food place, friendship, Group Chat, instagram, letterboxd, movies, sarcasm, Slacker, snapchat, social media, talking stage, unfollowing, work friends

So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ores Mined:	5089

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

confusion, Consciousness, disbelief, dream, DreamCraft, Experience, ILLUSION, imagination, lucid dream, Memory, mental state, Mind tricks, Perception, Reality, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vivid dream, waking up, WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LolCraft2021

amusing, chuckles, comedy, Comical, droll, Entertaining, Facetious, funny, gags, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jesting, jests, jocular, jokes, Laughter, LolCraft2021, rib-tickling, WHIMSICAL, Witty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TaiwanTussleCraft

Asia-Pacific, Beijing, China, Defense, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, military exercise, military presence, naval drills, pacific ocean, regional stability, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic maneuvering, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tension, territorial dispute, war games

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

arterial health, arterial plaque, Blood vessels, Buster, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular treatment, heart attacks, heart health, medical breakthrough, Medical research, nanoparticle infusion therapy, nanoparticle therapy, nanoparticle treatment, Pig, Pigs, PIXEL, plaque, plaque buildup, plaque removal, sticky plaques, stroke prevention, strokes, vascular health

come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magic Items Found:	6496	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NekoHosting Public Server

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EchoBoxxx

22+ Worlds, box server, Dimensions, EchoBoxxx, great community, join now, Keep Inventory On, minecraft server, Non Grindy, Prison, PvE, PvP

#1 Box Server!

22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

JOIN NOW!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!