join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
Orbs of Power Found: 12 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Chimeras Created: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Mines Excavated: 3672

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

    The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

    Simple SMP Minecraft Server

    Server IP simplesmp.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Server Features

    • Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
    • No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
    • No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
    • No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
    • Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
    Can I use mods or cheats on the server? Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
    Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server? There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Mines Excavated: 3816 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 5445

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

    BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

    In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Princess Peach herself has been known to drop by for a game of Super Mario Party Jamboree. And rumor has it that Mario & Luigi: Brothership is actually a documentary about their secret lives as plumbers by day, heroes by night.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

    steals your gallons Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

    So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    New Chunks Explored: 864757 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MOH DramaCraft

    MOH DramaCraft
    Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

    Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

    Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

    So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Magic Items Found: 5311
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

    LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

    Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

    But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

    So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Animals Bred: 181 Mythical Relics Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure
    Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • KyivNightRecruiters

    KyivNightRecruiters
    join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

    imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

    plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

    so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Real Life NPC Server

    Real Life NPC Server
    yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

    well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

    plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

    so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

    Angry Dems Crafty Tweets
    lol join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make the lava jealous. we got female candidates expressing more anger than a creeper who just got blown up by a skeleton. democratic vibes are strong here, turning frustration into a political tool like using a diamond sword to defeat the ender dragon. come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a top hat. #minecraftgoals #angrydemocrats #creeperexplosions

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 142 Love Letters Sent: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MysticHorizons MC

    MysticHorizons MC

    At MysticHorizons MC, we believe that Minecraft is more than just a game; it’s a gateway to endless adventures, creativity, and fun. Our journey began a few years ago under a different name, and for two wonderful years, we built a vibrant community of passionate players. Although we had to shut down temporarily, we are thrilled to return stronger than ever with a new name, new brand, and an innovative network that promises an unparalleled gaming experience.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 354

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

    Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

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    Parallel Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds to face challenges, explore uncharted territories, and collect treasure while maintaining the vanilla essence of the game. With a vibrant community and regular updates, boredom is not an option here!

    IP Address play.parallelmc.org
    Discord https://discord.parallelmc.org
    Server Website https://www.parallelmc.org
    Server Photos https://www.minecraftforum.net/…

    Server Features:

    • NEW Tricky Trials Update
    • Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay
    • Custom Features
    • Active, Dynamic Community
    • Participate in Lore
    • Active Economy
    • Quality of Life Improvements
    • NO LAG

    Server Rules:

    • No griefing/looting
    • No hacking
    • Respectful behavior towards other players
    • For full rules, visit website

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: What makes Parallel different from other Minecraft servers?

    A: Parallel offers a unique multiversal experience with rifts between worlds, custom features, an engaged community, active economy, and quality of life improvements.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join the server using the IP address play.parallelmc.org and also connect with our Discord community for updates.

    Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    A: Yes, the server has rules against griefing/looting, hacking, and requires respectful behavior towards other players. Full rules can be found on the server website.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Runes Activated: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Times Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP

    What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as a sassy, dangerous fox! That’s right, you can roam the lands with your cunning wit and sharp claws, causing chaos wherever you go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Fox Queen, who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into foxes with just a flick of her tail. Will you dare to challenge her and claim the title of Fox King?

    Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky chickens – they’re always up to no good!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1148
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CatWatch Minecraft Server

    CatWatch Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy cat ladies like the one in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few psychotic meltdowns (but only from the creepers, not the players).

    Looking for a server where you don’t have to babysit someone’s cat while they gallivant off to Japan? Look no further! Our server is cat-free (unless you count ocelots, but they’re much cooler anyway). Say goodbye to shedding, allergies, and crazy cat people demanding you stay at their house for weeks on end.

    Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the burden of feline responsibilities. Who needs a pet when you can have a virtual world full of pixelated fun? Plus, we promise no one will blame you for not knuckling under to ridiculous demands – unless you count the angry mobs demanding you share your diamonds.

    So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We can’t promise you won’t encounter any mental illness (those zombie pigmen can be pretty moody), but at least you won’t have to worry about watching someone’s cat while they jet off to exotic locales. It’s Minecraft madness at its finest – join us today!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CandleGateCraft

    CandleGateCraft
    Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

    Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

    Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Mines Excavated: 3223
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY