Kuznetsov’s Last Stand

Admiral Kuznetsov, aircraft carrier, Black sea, Conflict, death, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kuznetsovs, Military, naval forces, Navy, Politics, russia, russian military, Sailors, soldiers, Stand, The Kremlin, Ukraine, War

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the Kremlin pulls sailors off a janky old aircraft carrier and sends them to fight in Ukraine? Well, look no further, cuz that’s exactly what we got goin’ on here!

Join us for some epic battles, where you can fight alongside these poor sailors who were just tryna sail the high seas but got caught up in some crazy political drama. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Only one way to find out, my dude!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken with a taste for human flesh. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Just watch out for those sneaky sailors, they may be more dangerous than they seem!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Potions Brewed:	62
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RegretfulGriefer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, Decision making, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretfulGriefer, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, smp

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper-punching policy! Join us and never live in fear of explosive retaliation again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the villagers and make up for all your past creeper-related mistakes!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7824	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PixelPizzaCraft

addiction, bad habit, Commitment, compulsion, determination, guilty pleasure, indulgence, never give up, Obsession, perseverance, PixelPizzaCraft, resilience, resolve, self-control, self-discipline, stubbornness, temptation, unhealthy habits, vice, Weakness, Willpower

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are so obsessed with the game that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to finish a massive lava moat around their base. And guess what? They didn’t regret a single second of it!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	9444

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Africa, African, Challenges, collaboration, concerns, demographic explosion, Development, Environment, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, Minecraft, population growth, research, Resources, SafariCraft, scientists, Server, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Worried

join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Enchantments Applied:	128	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GazaCraftEUReject

critically ill patients, diplomatic relations, EU, european union, finland, Finland healthcare system, gaza, Gaza crisis, GazaCraftEUReject, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, medical assistance, Medical Ethics, patient care, political decision, refusal, solidarity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than Finland refusing to help sick peeps from Gaza! our server is like a wild rollercoaster of chaos and madness, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a soap opera! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Sesame Seed Brain – Minecraft

amygdala size, Brain, brain analysis, brain development, brain differences, brain function, brain imaging, brain research, brain size, brain structure, Cognitive science, conservative people, Dutch individuals, Ideology, Minecraft, MRI scans, neurology, neuroscience, political beliefs, political ideology, Psychology, Seed, Sesame, sesame seed

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we do brain scans on all our players to see if they conservative or liberal!!! if ur amygdala is bigger den a sesame seed, u gotta build a wall around ur base to keep out dem liberals! but if ur amygdala is tiny, u gotta plant trees everywhere and give out free healthcare to all ur Minecraft villagers! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u never know what kinda brain scans u gonna get next! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, Builders, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Store, Survival, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Animals Bred:	130
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Nexus: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles, just pure unadulterated SMP fun in 1.17.1!

1.17.1, Active players, Casual Server, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, Game TIME!, Interaction, Larger Projects, long term, Means, minecraft server, Nexus, Online Community, player community, Projects, Pure, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, smp server, sprinkles, Tight Community, unadulterated, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelisted server

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community involvement
Activity Requirement	Consistent game time and interaction with community
Release Status	Not released yet

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server focuses on long-term projects and community involvement.

Q: Are there any activity requirements?

A: Yes, players are expected to dedicate a fair amount of game time to the community and economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is mostly semi-vanilla with a few quality-of-life plugins.

Q: Is the server released yet?

A: No, the server has not been released yet.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Send a PM requesting to be added to the Discord server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Potions Brewed:	58

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Panchu’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Alternative Rock, catchy tunes, emerging artists, energetic performances, indie bands, indie music, Japanese bands, japanese music, Last panchu, late night vibes, Mayonaka, Minecraft, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music scene, new music, Panchus, PIXEL, Playground, Server, talented musicians, underground music, Unique Sound, up-and-coming artists

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Mayonaka for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can ride on the backs of llamas dressed as unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with enchanted golden carrots.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond crown and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where skeletons and spiders bust a move to the latest hits, and a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves in tuxedos.

So come join us on Mayonaka, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, critique, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, Taste, tq, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Void Armor Forged:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

insomnia, insomnia solutions, InsomniacSolutionsMC, natural sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep improvement, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	86	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ores Mined:	4246	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, extremism, FM Katz, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, united nations

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Love Letters Sent:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

Assassination, Attack, Commanders, counterterrorism efforts, covert mission, CREEPERS, hezbollah, Hezbollah leaders, HezogCraft, intelligence, Israeli defense, Israeli President Herzog, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national security, northern Israel, October 7-style, Planning, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist organization

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Crops Grown:	7466
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.