KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCommiesMC

accountability in foreign affairs, China’s involvement in Russia, China’s support for Russia, Chinese assistance to Russia, CraftyCommiesMC, Danish government stance, Danish PM, Denmark’s position on Russia, diplomatic pressure, diplomatic relations, foreign policy decisions, geopolitical alliances, global diplomacy, global politics, helping Russia, Hold China responsible, International cooperation, international relations, political responsibility, Russia-China relations, world leaders’ statements

so, liek, u kno wat wud b a gr8 idea? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! u kno y? cuz we hold china responsible for helpin russia! yea, u heard it rite! we r takin a stand against all dat craziness goin on in da world by playin sum blocky game! danish pm wud b so proud of us, u kno? so come join us and show dem all dat we aint gonna take no nonsense! plus, we got sum insane stories to tell u while u mine and craft and build ur way to victory! trust me, u wont regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2003
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	2700	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SkyHigh Slumber Party

Aircraft noise, aircraft noise effects, daily sleep rhythm, disrupted sleep, disrupted sleep-wake cycles, disturbances, disturbed sleep, night, nighttime aircraft noise, nighttime noise, Party, Poor sleep quality, restlessness, skyhigh, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep-wake cycles, Slumber

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of sleeping with aircraft noise blasting in your ears all night long! Who needs a peaceful night’s sleep when you can have disrupted sleep-wake cycles and feel restless all the time? Our server will have you feeling like you’re living next to an airport runway 24/7! Say goodbye to boring, uninterrupted sleep and hello to the constant excitement of never knowing when the next plane will fly overhead! Join now for a sleep experience like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary “BAU”DOL in action, born to be the ultimate Minecraft master!

Our server is so epic that even the debut was out of this world, with 3D graphics that will blow your mind! Check out our YouTube channel for all the insanity and don’t forget to follow our schedule for some mind-blowing streams.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for some Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other wacky surprises. And don’t miss out on our official playlist of covers and songs that will have you dancing in your minecart!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some “baubau” singing, NSFW content, and VTL team info that will leave you questioning reality. See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

Despair, Disappointment, dramatic, exaggerated, exasperation, Expression, Frustration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, negative emotions, noooo, Oh No!, Oh noooo, reaction, Sadness, smp, social media, trending, Upset, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FashionRebel Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boundaries, casual clothing, Communication Issues, Disrespect, FashionRebel, Fight, freedom, friendship, group dynamics, living situation, Minecraft, no bra, refusing to change, roommates boyfriend, Server, shorts, small tops, text argument, what I wear

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value freedom and individuality above all else! Looking for a place to express yourself without boundaries? Look no further!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?

Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?

So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4082

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ShowerCraftLOL

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, cousins, Etiquette, family dynamics, hooking up, house rules, living arrangements, moral beliefs, personal space, privacy, relationships, religious beliefs, roommates, shared bathroom, shower, ShowerCraftLOL

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	5358
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CrushCraft: Not the One

break up, Closure, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Disappointment, emotional growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, letting go, love, moving on, personal development, realization, rejection, relationship, romance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, unrequited love

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyCommiesCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesCraft, Danish PM, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Government, international relations, intervention, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, sanctions, Support, world leaders

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PeePee Palace

baby, bathroom, Behavior, bodily functions, Communication, Cultural differences, diaper, Etiquette, going to the bathroom, hygiene, Language, outside, Palace, Peeing, peepee, Privilege, relieve yourself, social constructs, societal norms, specialized room, Taboos, wetting

come join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crops Grown:	2478

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

2021, bar, BlockyCancerCare, cancer detection, cancer screenings, full, government programs, health, health care system costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare economics, healthcare expenses, healthcare finance., healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare policy, healthcare spending, healthcare statistics, medicaid, medical costs, medicare, private insurance, uninsured persons, united states

join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	171	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MyLittleServer Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, Lazy, Minecraft, MyLittleServer, OWNER, Server

The owner of the server “MyLittleServer” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Enival: Where we all pretend to trust each other in a semi-vanilla world with some QoL mods!

apply, Community, Discord, Enival, Explore, Friendly, java, Mods, New server, no-tp, PRETEND, proximity chat, Qol, QoL mods, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smooth gameplay, smp, Suggestions, Trust, trust-based, Votes, Whitelist, world, World Map

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQs

Q: How can I join Enival server?

A: You can apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please check the rules channel on Discord for the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Please be respectful of other players’ builds.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RogueCraft Minecraft Server

game balance, game community, game design, game design decisions, game developers, game development, game development process, game features, game fixes, game improvement, Game Mechanics, game mechanics overhaul, game patches, game redesigns, game ruining, game updates, indie games, Minecraft, player feedback, RogueCraft, roguelike, Server

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating a maze filled with exploding creepers wearing top hats.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must jump from platform to platform over a sea of bubbling lava while being chased by a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old mechanics when you can have exploding chickens and lava parkour instead?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition

Aaron Rodgers, agent, anonymous quote, Antonio Pierce, Bengals, bills, boyle, Brett Favre, congressional hearing, dolphins, Edition, Go Bills, Haason Reddick, huntley, Jack Jones, knee injury, Minecraft, MNF, NFL, Parkinson’s diagnosis, QB, smp, Thompson, titans, Trent Brown, Uncertain

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	10000
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4440