so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 122
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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