so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
Mines Excavated: 1426 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 55 Treasure Maps Found: 8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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