come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • SinisterCraft SMP

    SinisterCraft SMP
    Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes in the llama farming industry? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can uncover the shocking truth about these seemingly innocent creatures. Turns out, they’re actually part of a secret underground llama mafia that controls the entire server economy. Join us if you dare to take on the llamas and become the ultimate llama kingpin. Just watch your back, because these fluffy fiends play for keeps.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MineCraftRelaxation

    MineCraftRelaxation
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relaxation destination for all your blocky needs!

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 34 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • PutinCraft Minecraft Server

    PutinCraft Minecraft Server
    OMG u guise, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! Like, we got Putin playing Minecraft and Ukraine is like, “Yo Brazil, arrest that dude if he shows up at the G20 summit!” Can u imagine the drama?! Join our server for all the craziness and chaos, we got Putin on the run and all the world leaders trying to catch him while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, so come join the fun! 😂🔥🚀 #ArrestPutinInMinecraft #CrazyServerFun

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

    CraftyTrumpWinsLOL
    so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

    we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

    plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

    so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Animals Bred: 56
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • PixelCam Co.

    PixelCam Co.
    come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

    one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

    another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

    join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Ores Mined: 3635
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Zombie Dances: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Divine Scrolls Written: 22

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Poultry Manure Plant Party

    Poultry Manure Plant Party
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s filled with plant endophytes that are resistant to antimicrobials. Why, you ask? Because we use poultry manure to fertilize our virtual crops, giving them superpowers!

    Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Buildings Constructed: 18
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

    Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Mines Excavated: 3695

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

    No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ShowerCraftVIP

    ShowerCraftVIP
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

    Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Dimension Hops: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftySaverz

    CraftySaverz
    Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 74 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SpyCraftChemWars

    SpyCraftChemWars
    So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

    SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact
    so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Sad Fact Minecraft Server

    Sad Fact Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 58 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Based Peter Minecraft SMP

    Based Peter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Animals Bred: 51 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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