come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 7630
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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