yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Astral Projections Made: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Meteorites Collected: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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