yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Void Gems Collected: 32 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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