yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 12
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Gods Slained: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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