yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Endless Night Skies: 4
Ores Mined: 9625 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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