yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Holy Grails Found: 4
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY