KinzhalKaboomCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4309	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	New Chunks Explored:	310973
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

New Minecraft Servers

so like, u know how ukraine air force is all like pew pew with their patriot systems and stuff? well, they just went and intercepted all them russian kinzhal missiles like it was no big deal. like, who even needs superpowers when u got ukraine air force on your side, amirite?

so, if u wanna be part of a server that’s as epic and badass as ukraine air force, then u gotta join this minecraft server. we got all the craziest mods and plugins that will make ur head spin. like, u can ride dragons and shoot lasers out of ur eyes. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.

plus, our community is the coolest around. we have epic build battles and treasure hunts that will keep u on the edge of ur seat. and don’t even get me started on our epic pvp battles. u better bring ur A game if u wanna survive in this server.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. ukraine air force ain’t got nothin’ on us!

Circumcised Steve’s Secret Server

Awareness, body modification, circumcised, circumcision, confidential information, cultural practices, family traditions, genitalia, health decisions, intimate details, medical history, personal choices, personal information, personal knowledge, physical differences, privacy, secret, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-identity, sensitive topics, Server, societal norms, Steves

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Runes Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	138
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A SERVER WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK! OUR SERVER HAS A SPECIAL FEATURE THAT REVEALS THIS INFORMATION TO EVERYONE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)

WildCraftMC

accessibility, Advancements, Adventurous Quests, Crates, Crazy Enchants, Discord, Donating, Dragon Hunt Events, east, Economy, java, Jobs, LEVELLING, LWC Protection, mini Bosses, North America, Player shop, Ranking, RPG, smp, unique rewards, WildCraftMC

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Minecraft Server Overview:

IP	play.wildcraftmc.com
Version	Java 1.21.1
Accessibility	1.9-1.21.x
Established	April 17, 2011
Chat Reporting	Disabled
Location	Eastern Coast of North America

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can claim your lands using the Grief Prevention feature to protect your builds.

Q: How can I join the server community on Discord?

A: Visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/4J9UGfc to connect with other players and staff members.

Q: How can I earn ranks on the server?

A: You can earn ranks by voting daily or donating. Voting provides donor-like perks, while donating allows you to support the community and skip the daily voting process.

Q: What are Crates and how can I redeem them?

A: Crates contain unique rewards that can be redeemed by collecting special keys from server events, contests, voting, or donating.

Q: How can I earn economy on the server?

A: You can earn economy by joining jobs, participating in events, fishing, mining, and setting up a player shop.

Q: What unique features does the server offer?

A: The server offers an RPG play style, mini bosses with rare loot drops, adventurous quests, advanced fishing mechanics, and an extensively customized advancement system with special abilities and rewards.

Block Fitness 1.20.4

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic leg day workout of your life!

We’ve got squats, lunges, and even calf raises all built into the game.

Your character will have killer quads and glutes in no time, all while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the virtual world?

Come join us for the ultimate leg day experience – your character will thank you later!

Crazy Coin Craze

1 AM, Anon, ANONYMOUS, Blockchain, Coin, CRAZE, crazy, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital asset, Digital Currency, financial technology, Investment, late night, late night thoughts, Like.., online currency, Ready, really really coin, speculation, Trading, virtual money

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Yo, it’s time to get wild on this Minecraft server! Join us at 1 AM for some crazy adventures and epic builds. We’re all about the chaos and fun, so come on and join the madness. Find us at t(.)me/reallyreallycoin and let’s get this party started!

AbortCraft Minecraft Server

AbortCraft, abortion, age and fertility, communication breakdown, Decision making, emotional trauma, family dynamics, financial stress, Grief, Guilt, infertility, job insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, pro-choice, regret, relationship issues, Resentment, Server, societal pressure, support system

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Animals Bred:	181
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning everything.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns? Look no further! Our server is like a reality TV show, but in Minecraft form.

Join us and witness the tale of a 34-year-old player who thought she had fertility issues, only to find out she was pregnant! But wait, there’s more – her 36-year-old husband pressured her into getting an abortion, leaving her heartbroken and full of resentment. Can their relationship survive this insane plot twist? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all – we have plenty of other wild stories waiting to unfold on our server. From unexpected pregnancies to family drama, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

KidneyCraft: No Donations, Just Blocks!

blocks, caregiving, Chronic illness, dialysis, Donations, emotional impact, emotional reasoning, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, kidney donation, KidneyCraft, Long Term Care, medical risks, organ donation, organ transplant, personal boundaries, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3870
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Holy Grails Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a kidney-rattling good time! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your uncle Kaz and his kidney drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣

GlobeTrotter in Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, culture, Dream destination, dream vacation, Explore, future trips, globetrotter, international travel, long term travel, Minecraft, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, travel, travel aspirations, travel dreams, travel goals, travel plans, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride llamas into battle against evil mobs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!

So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉

TrailerTrashCraft

bad trailer, Cinema, Entertainment, film, film industry, Good movie, Hidden Gem, Hollywood, misleading marketing, misleading trailer, Movie, movie marketing, movie recommendation, movie review, Movie Trailer, Trailer, trailer fail, TrailerTrashCraft, Underrated, underrated movie

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver snooze-fest gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with a terrible trailer – it may not look like much at first, but once you join, you’ll be hooked for hours!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!

LogCraft: Role Access Fun

Access, access control, access control rules, access management, access rules, business process logs, cybersecurity, Data Protection, framework, Fun, Information Security, log analysis, logcraft, RBAC, Resource Management, Role, role-based access control, security analysis, security framework, security implementation, Security Research, system resources, system security

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amazeballs cuz, liek, we have this, liek, super cool thing where we, liek, analyze logs and stuff to make sure no sneaky peeps are tryna mess with our system, ya know? we got this, liek, super tight security that will blow ur mind, bro. join us and be part of the most epic quest for keeping our server safe from all the bad guys out there. trust us, u won’t regret it, dude!

Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crops Grown:	6333
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mines Excavated:	3536	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Animals Bred:	49	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?