Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Potions Brewed:	129	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8906
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Farms Harvested:	563	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Buildings Constructed:	40
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ores Mined:	9855	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Items Found:	7515	Potions Brewed:	141
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	654

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.