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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Emeralds Found:	7857
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Animals Bred:	171	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Faeberry

Survival

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Alien Abductions:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Potions Brewed:	114	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Potions Brewed:	105	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crops Grown:	6788

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	172

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6039	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.