Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TerraTales

Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20 – 1.20.2]We are a Minecraft nations server with a heavy emphasis on worldbuilding and roleplaying that strives to give the best player driven experience possible; where you can choose your own path in this expansive world, because history is made by those who build it!What can we offer you? > An expansive 12,000 by 12,000 custom map > A welcoming community > Various unique plugins to give you a one-of-a-kind experience > Active and helpful staff team > Unravelling storylines, letting you become part of history > An active Discord > A Wiki spanning hundreds of pages of player made lore > The chance to take part in international politics

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

WarlockAUS

Cross-Play, Towny

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GalaxyMC

Survival, Towny

Hello everyone, I present to you GalaxyMC, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, but here, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you. – Physical Currency System – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Secure vaults – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1181

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Aetherius Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Aetherius Craft is a craftable economy filled with a wide variety of plugin features, offering many possibilities and an ever expanding realm of creativity for players to enjoy! Aetherius Craft uses Twitch and YouTube to further expand it’s presence in the Minecraft community. Be sure to check out Aetherius Craft’s other social media outlets under our profile! We hope you enjoy playing on play.aetheriuscraft.com!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minecraft Infected

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

[1.8-1.15]Minecraft Infected (MCI) is based off of Call of Duty’s Infected mode. Players have one minute to hide before a virus spreads, turning a few unlucky players into zombies. These zombies must infect (by killing) all humans before the time runs out. If zombies infect all humans, they win! But if they fail, all surviving humans win! Level up by earning cookies (yum!) to start with better gear and survive the infection for even longer.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
New Chunks Explored:	568619	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

FTB, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Potions Brewed:	98	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Animals Bred:	118

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	6098	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Star Shards Collected:	272
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6260
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Magic Items Found:	1194	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Commune Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Towns Built:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TwiCraftMC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

TwiCraftMC is a Minecraft server dedicated to provide high quality game experience.Useful Links: Discord: https://dsc.gg/TwiCraftMC Shop: https://shop.twicraftmc.xyz/IP: play.twicraftmc.xyz Bedrock: bedrock.twicraftmc.xyz

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	72
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!